David Seiler

ASU ‘24

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

The #SFGiants announced today that they have reassigned third base coach Hector Borg to a new role within their player development staff. Ron Wotus will fill the third base coaching role on an interim basis until the organization identifies a permanent replacement.

[SFGiants @SFGiants]

Jung Hoo Lee hits his first @MLB inside-the-park home run

[A24 @A24]

Where it all began. Dominic Sessa is Anthony Bourdain in TONY — from director Matt Johnson, in theaters this August.

[matt !! @spinelessways]

geese playing baby cover at coachella was NOT in my 2026 bingo card

[MLB @MLB]

2-run triple for Daniel Susac!

He's 6-for-7 to start his MLB career 😳

[David Seiler @_davidseiler_]

If Daniel Susac isn’t the everyday catcher by the end of the week Vitello needs to wake the hell up

[Pregnant Veteran @thedarkprowler]

Busting after I hit on 15 and then just holding my head underwater until I pass out and drown

[David Seiler @_davidseiler_]

Is it just me or does Jack Johnson look like Jeffery Epstein

[David Seiler @_davidseiler_]

Sitting at a park and smoking while watching will it hot pocket

[Sean Jordan @BaySean]

We dropping Deftones hype tapes now? Oh my god. Let's fucking go. Shock the world, Niners.

[John Lynch Hate Club @GregoryFan5]

eagles offense has 8 all pros and cant score on a defense composed of 4 druskis, 3 best buy employees, 2 pharmacists, a target cashier, and dmo lenoir

[RJ Palmer @arvalis]

Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers

[David Seiler @_davidseiler_]

Nobody tells you how much you talk to your cat when you live alone

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

The luckiest 2-point conversion ever. This is called a backward pass and recovered in the endzone for a successful two-point try. Game is now tied.

What the heck. CRAZY.

[Jeremiah Smith @JJwiththeshifts]

Dude, I actually got chills from your semester dump. Pictures of you and the same 5 guys on 10 straight slides with John summit in the background? Goosebumps all over

[ohlode @ohlode]

She kind of reminds me of the kids in school who would pretend they were in an anime

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

“Big Beautiful Bill”…

[kpg @notoriouskpg]

this just looks like the scene from Hot Rod when Rod goes to his quiet place and does the Footloose dance