Kris Davis

I am a Spoonie and I'm loving life!

[Kris Davis @_davisk16]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 It was good to see you on!!

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

It be beddytime
Da room be dark
A buzzing in da room
A skeeto on da loose!

Mama turns da lite on
She gonna ded da skeeto

CHOMP!

Figgy, he starts chewing
He cach da skeeto in his mouff
Wifout getting up
Still lying on da bed
A good nite snak

#MeAndFiggyEatAllDaNummySkeetos

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

In da gwass I found a bee
And I desided it for me
I noe dat bees, dey not for eat
But dey make such a nummy tweat!

I ses hallo, I ses dey snak
But wen I bite, dey bite me bak!
I let dem go, away dey fly
I not maked fwend, I not noes why

#CheddarPoetry #Bee #DeyNotWannaBeFwends

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Pete Hegseth just asked Congress for $1.5 TRILLION for the Department of War (a 50% increase in our military budget.)

He then blames Joe Biden for the Department needing the extra $500 BILLION.

Note that we are almost $40 TRILLION in debt.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Fweshy water
In outside bukkit
I has a dwink
I fills my tum

Socky comes
She has sum too
I is good
I shares all nice

I looks to mama
Makes shur she sees
A good boy me
Sharing wif Socky

#BukkitWater #OutsideWater #NummyWater #ISharesNice #SockyNotHitMe #IGladSheNotHitMe

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Figgy found a birdie
Den he pikked it up to hold
He gibbed it to da mama
But da birdie limp and cold

Mama told him he was good
She pat him on da hed
Figgy did not understand
His birdie fwend was ded

#CheddarPoetry #MamaSesBirdieMaybeGotDeddedInDaStorm #HeAllWet #FiggyPwoud

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

It be hot
Den sky got mad
It maked a storm
All big and bad

But I not skared
I stays on gard
As flashys flash
And rain falls hard

#CheddarPoetry #Storm #DaHotMakedMamasHedHurtAgen #SheAwakeTilSunbeamWakedUp #IProtektsHer #IProteksEberybuddy

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

It be lots hot
No trubble I make
I lies in da gwass
And slowly, I bake

I smells all da happy
I looks to da sky
Den I gos inside
So dat I not fwy

#CheddarPoetry #TooHotOutside #FiggyNappyInShade #ChewyWentToPuppysHousAgen #SheLookingForPuppy #SheHasSadCuzPuppyNotDere

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Mama calls for Figgy
And da Figgy sings he heer
Atop da gate da Figgy sits
Den turns to show his rear

#CheddarPoetry #SillyFiggy #HeWasWachingMamaInDwibeway #HeNotGoOnRoof

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Sunbeam make
A sunny spot
I rolls awound
It nice and hot

Wen melt sets in
Da shade I seek
Den under shwub
I spy and peek

#CheddarPoetry #SunbeamHotToday #INotWantsToTurnIntoPuddil #DenMamaGottedBadHurtyHedAgen #NoFair

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Don’t worry, he’s just the Speaker of the House, and he knows almost nothing about what’s happening on a day to day basis in this country.

I’m sure it’s fine.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Couldn’t they at least appoint someone who isn’t protecting the monsters in the Epstein files?

Seems like a small ask.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

This is the way.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Sunbeam goed to bed to sleep
But sky still be awake
Flashy flashes, bangy bangs
And rain maked hous all shake

Waching storm, I stay on gard
Until da sunbeam rise
Now I has a tired lots
I close my sleepy eyes

#CheddarPoetry #FunderStorm #IMakesShurEberybuddySafe #PwettyFlashys

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Mama, she not feeling well
Her hed, it hurts a lot
Eben tho I wants to play
To leeb her side, I not

Purring soft, I cuddles close
Until it time for snak
After tummy be wefilled
To west, I takes her bak

#CheddarPoetry #CuddleFerapy #HurtyHedKeepsComingBak #INotLikesDat

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Figgy cot a dwagonfly
He twot awound all pwoud
He gib it to da mama
As he sing all happy loud

Den I come, I gwab his pwize
And to da gwass I run
I eats da nummy dwagonfly
And kwunch it til it done

#CheddarPoetry #Dwagonfly #Figgy #MamaSedItNotNiceToEatFiggysPwey #IFinksItNummy

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

Whoa.

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Eberyday
Sints munnyday
Da mama hads
A hurty hed

Yesserday
She not get up
She sleep all day
And be no fun

But I be good
I cuddles close
I takes care of her
Til she all better

#HurtyHed #Mygwaine #NotFair #IMakesShurFiggyBeGoodToo #IStaysCloseToMamaAllDay

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Bwekky time
Bol of milk
It be mine
But I must wait

Pose all cute
Weach and cwy
I wants now
But I must wait

Finally
Dat milk be mine
Dwink it up
Tummy full

#ILuvsMilk #MamaTakesForeberToHabBwekky #SheSesBePayshint #INotLikePayshint

[Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat]

Silly Figgy
He keeps jumping ober fence
To go in puppy's yard
Cuz puppy not be dere

He not allowed
But he still go
He plays in da gwass
He clime da twee

Wen mama go gets him
He runs to her and sings
He be in lots trubble
But he be all happy

#SillyFiggy #HeBeBadAndNotLissen