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[Bruhh✨ @_dazzyB]

I hope I'm not headed towards a path of self destruction

[J•7th @literallymej7th]

When people think you're ignoring them but life got you like this:

[DAMI FOREIGN🥶 @TheDamiForeign]

“I only slept in his place, we did not do anything”
https://t.co/ZUHah2gp77

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

pov: you tried to banter your project supervisor

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

If your babe don grow wings, leave ham make she fly.

[termenzo @termenzo]

Cuando entras a un kiosco y queres probar el delay de la cámara de seguridad

[Tobi Odogwu @Tobibanks]

So there’s no cloud engineer that can hold rain for a week in this Lagos??

[✰ @slowwlifee]

life is a constant cycle of losing your spark and finding it again

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

Fresh updates.

- Big Thanks to @Hiadenike, there is now a section for the ladies.

- Tap on the “shop” button to directly opens the exact items screen on Temu’s website. (Tap on “Copy” if you want to paste it in mobile app)

- New categories added: Dress shirts, watches,

[Ferdy @Burmese_Tyga_]

The governor of Oyo is asking for accountability about the abductions and subsequent release. But APC urchins are telling us to go thank God and stop asking questions. What you people are hiding will come to light soon. We wait. 🤷‍♂️

[Bruhh✨ @_dazzyB]

@luckywurld @TechnicalBben Only rich people deserve quality?

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

Once you learn how to shop directly from China, E.g Temù or shien your wardrobe changes completely. Call me cheap I don't care I ain't rich, I don't do fraud.😭

It's knowing what to search for.

Here's my style after making plenty of mistakes.

1. T-shirts:

Skip 100% polyester unless you're buying gym wear.

Instead, search:
• 100% Cotton
• Combed Cotton
• Heavyweight Cotton
• 240-300 GSM Cotton
• Premium Cotton
• Mercerized Cotton

The heavier the GSM, the thicker and more premium the shirt usually feels.

2. Jeans:

Denim Jeans
Temu is surprisingly good for denim if you know what to search.

Search:
• Denim Jeans
• Cotton Denim
• Raw Denim
• Selvedge Denim (if available)
• 98% Cotton + 2% Elastane
• 99% Cotton

Avoid jeans with high polyester content. The more cotton, the better they'll age and feel.

3. Body-hug clothing:

Search:
• Ribbed Knit
• Modal
• Viscose Blend
• Cotton-Spandex Blend

They hold their shape much better than cheap polyester.

4. Hoodies
Search:
• 400 GSM
• French Terry
• Cotton Fleece
• Heavyweight Hoodie

5. Chains
Search:
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Titanium Steel
• PVD Gold Plated
• Vacuum Plated

These are far more resistant to fading than ordinary fashion jewelry.

6. Earrings
Search:
• 925 Sterling Silver
• 316L Stainless Steel
• Hypoallergenic
• Moissanite (if you're buying stones)

7. Scarves
Search:
• Mulberry Silk
• Silk Blend
• Cashmere Blend
• Wool Blend
• Viscose

Avoid the shiny, thin polyester scarves if you're after a premium look.

8. Loafers
Search:
• Genuine Leather
• Cow Leather
• Full Grain Leather (rare but worth looking for)
• Rubber Outsole

9. Sneakers
Search:
• Rubber Outsole
• EVA Midsole
• Breathable Mesh
• Leather Upper
• Stitched Sole

Pictures lie a lot

The description usually tells the truth.

Here's how I shop:

1. Read the material composition before anything else.

2. Sort by Most Orders or Best Selling, not cheapest.

3. Only buy products with lots of reviews or pictures or even better when a Nigerian has purchased it before they always tell the truth.

4. Read the 1-star reviews first. They'll tell you what the seller won't.

5. Look at customer photos, not the product photos.

6. Check the weight of the product. Better quality clothing is often heavier.

7. Read the size chart. Don't assume your Nigerian size matches.

8. If the title has words like "luxury," "premium," or "designer" but the material is 100% polyester, not everything but still move on.

Your best friend isn't the product picture.

It's the material, the reviews, and the customer photos.

That's how you separate the gems from the junk.

I hope this help.

Things are to expensive for a country this poor.

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

You won’t know things are happening in this world if you don’t frequent these places

1. Courts
2. Hospitals
3. Police stations.

You will hear all sorts of abnormal/unusual cases.

[🌹𝓐𝓴𝓾𝓪𝓱 𝓦𝓻𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼🌹💙 @akuahwritess]

“Then he started playing Malo gusto in the midfield”

[Bruhh✨ @_dazzyB]

@summerdru gorgeous

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

I hate bad governance mahn. I really hate all of you that support it.

Nigeria is the greatest country on earth yet nothing to show for it.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

African teams till 80th minute

[𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐙𝐙 @blizzstilldey]

Omo Una wey de toast babes de try o, Make I just dey explain myself to girl wey no get house, car or money

Still come dey beg am make she manage my own money wey she no get😭😭😭