Ucheedwinofficial

Product Leader | AI | in an unhealthy relationship with 🇳🇬 cos the country is a circus and the leaders are clowns. @Arsenal

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

This month, I will have my biggest testimony yet, in 2023.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@jidesanwoolu In saner climes, the commissioner for environment would have resigned or you would have sacked him, cos he has proven to be unfit for the job.

Lagos is an eyesore!

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

Absolutely.

Explains why you have 1.7milli followers but can’t string a 30-secs football analysis

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Football is for everyone, including idiots

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@UTDTrey Absolutely.

Explains why you have 1.7milli followers but can’t string a 30-secs football analysis😭

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

In January 2023, Arsenal missed out on £86M Mudryk and signed Trossard for £26m instead.

One became embroiled in a doping scandal. The other helped deliver Arsenal's league title.

Why mention the £26m fee today?
Because it's been exactly 26 days since Arsenal won the league.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@Bimmzzzz @saheedniyi_02 Yes it can. Please go ahead and try it. We would love your feedback.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@Bimmzzzz @saheedniyi_02 Amazing work done by yarngpt👏👏

You can use https://t.co/l2G1FRf2ne for your speech to text.

My team and I built this.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@ChifeDr @FinPlanKaluAja1 😂😂😂

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@UnkleAyo Bola dated my friend and the hell he went through in the relationship ehn…

The story long…

Wishing this new man all the best.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@grok @LindenJohan @BullTheoryio Youtteippong.

Claude code does exactly what you just highlighted that Cursor is doing.

You are clearly “creating” a differentiator that doesn’t exist.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@tokunbo_wahab Epistle.

Always shifting the blame to the citizens.

You sir, are clearly, incapable of your job.

Lagos has become a cesspit.

Everywhere you turn is an eyesore.

From Mushin to Idi-Arabs to Oshodi.

Get off X and get to work.

Smelly Lagos.

[Neto @docneto]

Nearly 200,000 people have had to prematurely withdraw from their pensions due to job loss over the last 5 years. These are official figures from PENCOM that demonstrate the disaster of BAT and their party yet APC folks want you to disregard this in favour of bogus macro indices.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@TheoAbuAgada You bi fool jare.

You need to be told the demands of this job you collected or you just deceiving yourself?

Now I’m seeing more signs that you, as the spokesperson of NDC will not even flinch if Peter Obi ends up not winning the election.

[Halal Wyler 🏆 @Shamsdale]

Arsenal FC The NY Knicks
🤝

Beating Spurs 4-1

[Rasheedat Ajibade OON, OLY @Rasheedat08]

THIS IS WHY I STARTED. .

I am a product of a grassroots coach. Someone who showed up for me with no resources, no recognition, just pure belief that I could become something great.

And I did. By God’s grace, I play for @PSG_Feminines and I captain the Super Falcons of Nigeria.

But as my career grew, I started to notice something that broke my heart.

The coaches doing this work every single day across Nigeria on grassroots pitches, in communities, with barely any resources, no one is investing in them.

No certificate. No formal training. No support. Just passion. Just love for the game.

So I made a decision.

I started the Rasheedat Ajibade Foundation NIS Coaching Education Scholarship because I believe that if you invest in the coach, you invest in every single player they will ever coach for the rest of their career and for the rest of their lives.

Behind every great Nigerian athlete is a coach who believed in them first.

Let us invest in those coaches.

If you believe what I believe that Nigerian sport changes from the ground up, not the top down, share this. Invest in this. Be a part of this.

#RasheedatAjibade #RasheedatAjibadeFoundation #NISScholarship #GrassrootsFootball #NigerianFootball #SuperFalcons #PSG #CoachDevelopment #SportsEducation #NigerianSport #AfricanFootball #WomenInSport #GrassrootsCoach #InvestInCoaches #9jaFootball #ChangeTheGame

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths,

After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth.

You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead.

It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire.

In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future.

I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender.

You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership.

If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation.

Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future.

I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country.

My young friends, this is your country. Take it back.

A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it?

Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue.

American: Oh. What did he say?

Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book

American: ...The law of love?

Nigerian: I guess

American: Okay. Did you send the military after them?

Nigerian: Hmm... at times.

American: What do you mean "at times"?

Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel.

American: Wait. They killed your soldiers?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right?

Nigerian: Mm... nah.

American: What do you mean "nah"?

Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love.

American: Hold on. The prodigal son?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson?

Nigerian: Something like that.

American: So you guys aren't doing anything?

Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something.

American: Okay. What are you doing?

Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch.

American: You're... rehabilitating them?

Nigerian: Yes.

American: Not prosecuting them?

Nigerian: Not according to our president, no.

American: WTF WTF WTF

Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

You just can’t fathom how a country’s leadership can be so stupid.

Kids 20 to 30 years from now will read about the stupid things that these mfs in govt did and wonder if everyone in Nigerian was walking with their heads then. Like you “rehabilitated” terrorists who beheaded soldiers???

Cos obviously, Tinubu and his cohorts have lost their senses.

But even sad to know that the entire country is filled with people walking with their heads and thinking with their ass.

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@TheAxomiyaGuy @Arsenal_rep1 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @FabrizioRomano Cucurella top? Wtf ard you smoking?

[Ucheedwinofficial @ucheedwin20]

@ChelskiBoy11 @isma1111111111 @Salibasexual02 @David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC @FabrizioRomano 🤡🤡