Me: Do you guys have the rape fries?
Waitress: ohh sorry we only have cnc fries
*puts my head down on the table so no one can see me cry*
Me: cnc fries are fine
youre telling me that cute little octopus guy with a voice like that was bullied for being a good for nothing and being different from the other merfolk? and then he started studying harder than anyone else to come up with an awesome signature spell to get revenge? #needthat
i’m so sorry but the whole “if you use knotted dildos you’re a zoophile” discourse feels just two steps away from “lesbians use penis shaped dildos bc they want to fuck men”
you ever decide to read fanfic of something you just got into and don't know much about yet and then unsurprisingly you get a lot of spoilers but it's worth it bc you found some really good smut