Scott Oof

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Timothee Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch's curse

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Jaylen, I swear…

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Pulled over and trying to Disclosure Day my way out of it by telling the officer that his wife loves him and didn’t mean what she said when he shoots me in the head, killing me instantly

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

@janedazey Spielberg would never make a movie where an encounter with aliens is depicted as deeply traumatic and psychologically scarring but ultimately concludes on a note of hope and wonder

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

@jetskitosway2 It's Mr. Fingers btw

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

@_motherslug I'm mostly hung up on the fact that he author seems to think that REO Speedwagon is a joke about the band and not an actual, common vehicle that was manufactured for like 40 years

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

@jon_ahhhh You and your bozo friend had it coming

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

If I had a nickel for every time that I saw Elvis Costello play Waiting For The End Of The World in concert the night before the rapture was supposed to happen, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

@thelaundrymat Volmer was my guy for 5+ years, best haircut in allston

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

You never see anybody under the age of 50 driving a convertible anymore

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Biblically accurate Jrue Holiday

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

TODAY ☘️ Round 2 Game 3

⏰ 3:30 PM
🆚 @nyknicks
📺 ABC
🎙️ @985TheSportsHub

#DifferentHere

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Got covid again

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Got covid

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Gen Alpha Roger Waters:

🎶
"Hello
Is there anybody in there?
Just nod if you can hear me
Do you have games on your phone?"

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

@dieworkwear @DameSparkula Been ahead of this trend for 5 years now

[kate* @smarttommypoint]

😭

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

JB Packyourstuff

[Adrian Wojnarowski @wojespn]

ESPN Sources: The Cleveland Cavaliers dismissed coach JB Bickerstaff on Thursday. Bickerstaff led Cavs to conference semifinals and won 99 regular-season games in past two years, but change comes with hope of advancing deeper.

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Big rip, the source of some crucial declan music https://t.co/Xl8AWac0pF

[Stephen Thomas Erlewine @sterlewine]

Farewell to Karl Wallinger, the mastermind of the neo-psychedelic outfit World Party and a pivotal member of the Waterboys in the mid-80s. According to his publicist, he died March 10 at the age of 66.

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

Now seated

[Scott Oof @_declander_]

For some reason the wikipedia page for corn flakes includes an interactive 360 degree scan of the inside of a bag of corn flakes