weird damilare

weird Frontend Developer 👨‍💻 @ChelseaFC 💙

[Zuko💋 @xo_dolph]

One particular tribe go carry sword and dagger dey waka. But if na me try am, police go carry me for cultism. 😹😹

[Otunba Tobi @25tobiloba]

People who do GRWM to work have TIME, Real time. Every time I wake up for work, I have less than 30 mins to be ready, and every second is accounted for. The day I add "good morning guys" to my morning routine is the day I'm officially unemployed.

[weird damilare @_dee_man]

@Adrian_realestt Twitter for HiV patients 😭😭

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

I still can’t believe Zidane pulled off a panenka penalty in a World Cup Final vs Prime Buffon

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[Dauditor ACA @rand0muser98]

e get how your boss go scold you, your body go dey do you like say make your resign

no resign o !!

[Tola @westtyy_]

Still can’t believe my wife made us pay our rent way ahead of time and stocked up the house with food, prepaid meter unlimited, just before we started wedding expenses 😂 😂

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando solo dormí 3 horas y el profesor decide apagar las luces para poner un vídeo

[Iyawo Šeško🧚🏾‍♀️ @Bruno21Assists]

E no get movie wey Chelsea never act for this league.😭😂😂

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Palmpay wan use me as ambassador
dem fit post me any moment from now
i just wan inform una down

[Dubii @dubiiladd]

I was having a bad day at work then I opened twitter and the first post I saw was Gabriel missing his penalty against PSG and I smiled

[superdad @udysznx]

deep down i dey sad but na me put myself for where i dey so i no fit complain

[lowkey🧃 @deylowkey247]

“look at your mate”

you no fit hear am for my mama mouth, even at my lowest she no dey use me play

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

Eze watching a replay of his penalty 😂

[omnidamian @chiiledwater]

I’ve stopped greeting security guards I know I’ll see again. I’ve learnt that over familiarity breeds billing

[superdad @udysznx]

i just dey bed dey regret many things wey i don do for this life.
and i go still do more o.

[weird damilare @_dee_man]

Na why Zanny no follow talk again till today😂😂😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when both birthdays passed with no contact so yk it's really over for good

[𝖉 @fwdokun]

“moi baby” “moi love”

i go just assume say you don dey unfortunate.

[weird damilare @_dee_man]

6:36am fgs