Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾

🏳️‍🌈♉️ COYG🔴⚪️

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

Having another lockdown but keeping schools open... 🤷🏽‍♀️ #UKlockdown

[Arsenal Rep @Arsenal_rep1]

Eze goal against Bayer Leverkusen has been named Champions league goal of the season, confirmed ✅

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

@ArsenalBallots @AFCNEWMZ @Jassie__1999 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

@renitaherlan This used to be on bbc 1 I swear!!!

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

@Se_Railway @Jassie__1999 FYI

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

Getting the single seat on a city beam train absolutely fucking bliss. #commuterlife 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Harsh @DammitArsenal]

“Football is saved”

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

Fucking unreal experience. I love my club @Arsenal 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

The Arsenal squad arrive back in North London to brilliant support, ahead of the parade this afternoon. ❤️🔊

🎥 @ArmouryAFC

[🚨The Celebration Police🚨 @PLCPolice]

Feels like time to call it a day on this account, so this will be my final post.

I started this piss-taking Celebration Police thing 4 years ago and it’s genuinely been great fun. Unexpectedly so.

Through this account, I’ve met and engaged with some brilliant people, built a 55k following, made a bit of money and, for the most part, enjoyed my time here.

But let’s be honest: the joke wore thin a long time ago. And i’m bored of this platform and the increasingly repetitive, shit banter that fills it.

And Arsenal have won the league, so who gives a fuck about weirdos telling you when you can or can’t be happy about the football team you invest so much of yourself in😂

Policing celebrations is about as lame as it gets. It really is😂👎🏻

So thank you for all the support over the years, each and every one of you, and for engaging with The Celebration Police. You’ve been brilliant❤️

So for one last time…

ALL UNITS TO THE EMIRATES!!! 🚨🚨🚨

Chiefo x
#COYG

[Saliba Tripero @SalibaTripero]

Mira la diferencia entre un club sin hinchas, y otro que tiene a tipos que lo acompañan desde chiquito, que vivieron noches de tristeza junto a ellos y aún así gastan plata y tiempo en viajar a acompañar.

Qué injusticia este deporte. Hoy perdió el futbol.

[Jessica Ufuoma @theufuoma]

Remember when Arsenal were the joke?

Now rival fans need us to lose a Champions League final on penalties just to enjoy their season.

What a turnaround. 👏🏾

[𝐌𝐒. 𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐎° @Okindo11]

We waited 22 years for the Premier League. You think one more year for the Champions League is going to break us?

SEE YOU NEXT SEASON! ❤️🤍🏆

[SB @seyedele]

Without Premier League trophy - 3 to 6 months.
With Premier League trophy - 24 hours.

[「Gyök Lesnar 🏆」 @duanepongo]

Won the league. Reached a UCL final. Lost on pens. And rivals think we’re supposed to be SAD?

We just had the greatest Arsenal season in a GENERATION.

[lipavertz 🏆🍾 @lipavertz]

Used to get clowned for finishing 8th now we’re getting clowned for winning the league and being in a UCL final oh well

[Arsenal Buzz @ArsenalBuzzCom]

🗣️| Thierry Henry on Arsenal’s #UCL final defeat vs PSG: “People don't like to embrace failure, and this is not failure, that is a great season for Arsenal Football Club. You came short against an outstanding team, you pushed them all the way. But failure helps you win so make sure you feel it and don't keep it too much, but we'll be back” [@CBSSportsGolazo] #afc

[Danielle Alexander 🇬🇧🇬🇾 @_deedee33]

Up the Arsenal🔴⚪️🔴
Everybody hates us and I couldn’t give a flying fuck!!! Champions of England and we are just getting started. We will win the Champions League I have no doubt it’s in these players and these owners won’t rest until it happens. Exactly like PSG did!! #COYG

[Joe Payne @Payne_Joe6]

If your seasons highlight is Arsenal losing a UCL final. Your opinion doesn’t matter.

Up the gunners