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जलते घर को देखने वालो,
फूस का छप्पर आपका है,
आग के पीछे तेज हवा है,
आगे मुकद्दर आपका है,
उसके कत्ल पे मैं भी चूप था,
मेरा नंबर अब आया है,
मेरे कत्ल पर आप भी चुप हो,
अगला नंबर आपका है।
#AgnipathScheme

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what's point of RH on Hindu festivals in India?

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@narendramodi @NandanNilekani why cant he speak normally ?always sound like he is delivering some speech .

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@dpradhanbjp

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@dpradhanbjp @richaanirudh pradhan bhai ka mst revenue aane wala h iss mhine X se 🤣🤣

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several CAPF coys are being airlifted from West Bengal to Delhi at midnight 👀

#संसद_मार्च

#neetpaperleak #justiceforstudents

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somewhere, the next Agniveer batch is leaving for training and the entire railway station is filled with chants of 'Vande Mataram' and 'Inquilab Zindabad ' 🇮🇳

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most irritating guy, mr.know it all . i blocked him on ig as I had zero interest in his so-called commentary. Now he’s started showing up here too. Time to do the same.

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@KommawarSwapnil yes,missing me?

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@old_cricketer Mr. know it all he’s a teacher too,written books & respected by students probably 100x more in number. First find out who he is & his contribution in SSC&reforms.
He raises voice for students,doesn't do nonsense like your frnd &he’s donated more than what your friend has achieved

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thunderstorm alert 🚨 🔔

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ऑफिस में था ऐसा लगा बारिश आने वाली है
पीछे वाले गेट से बाहर निकला तो देखा पानी कम आमों की बारिश ज़्यादा हो रही है
फिर क्या था,डाल के पके 5 छोटे-छोटे आम पेल दिए 😎🥭

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ऑफिस में था ऐसा लगा बारिश आने वाली है
पीछे वाले गेट से बाहर निकला तो देखा पानी कम आमों की बारिश ज़्यादा हो रही है
फिर क्या था,डाल के पके 5 छोटे-छोटे आम पेल दिए 😎🥭

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@old_cricketer If you are wearing a belt and cap, you must salute your senior regardless of what he or she is wearing.

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People are so dumb that they assumed the target was Suvendu Adhikari because the car was his but they don’t know that Suvendu has Z-category security cover. The bikers would have been graved and sent to hell within seconds.

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Suvendu Adhikari’s PA, Chandranath Rath, was travelling in Suvendu Adhikari’s car… was that an attempt to kill Suvendu Adhikari?

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@Dhimahi11 Also tell the other side what the groom does, what his property/background is, and why they specifically chose him then only you talk about progressive society

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@TinyDhillon Jawans have I-ticket still railway employees behaves like they’re doing a favour. it’s very rare to find any TTE who actually confirms a waiting I-ticket. I-ticket is a scam they give priority to E-ticket because they have to refund but for I-ticket they need not.

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The day an FIR is registered against you,you become ineligible for government jobs but become eligible to be a politician and contest elections.

What a country !

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@SierraMeena15 @crpfindia @CrpfWest actually there is no blue striped ribbon visible so should be AC imo. plus hardly any NGOs wear this pattern of caps.

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peak satisfaction ✌️☮️ happy to see some mfs crying on failing #womenreservationbill in loksabha 🥳

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@SierraMeena15 @crpfindia @CrpfWest he is an Assistant Commandant not an inspector.