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[Justin Gibson @justinnpaull]

Parents: “Be home by 2am”

Me at 5:57am:

[xavier @xvvvier]

girls getting an attitude because they miss you is a REAL thing lmfao

[belicèna @brownsuga_marie]

i will not repeat another year like this again.

[JOAN OF ART @umcornell]

cashier: your total is $39.97

me: *hands them two 20s* keep the change

me leaving the store:

[jesse @thejesselarson]

happy crimmus
its crismun
merry crisis
merry chrysler

[‏ً @joonsnext]

so my brother left his ipad recording under the christmas tree so he could catch santa and..... this is what he actually caught

[... @_deleted_f_]

Food and money is all I wanted this Christmas and by damn, that's what I got. Hell yeah✌️

[Mr.unfuckwitable🌪🐍 @Flash2L]

Everything be temporary don’t get comfortable in yo spot

[Shane Dawson @shanedawson]

i love my daughter so much

[౹ ꪮᠻ ౹ 💫 @Itsowavyt]

Since y’all wishing pregnancy on everybody next year, I’m wishing degrees, careers, marriage, healing, Godly relationships, positivity, the breaking of generational curses, ON EVERY WOMAN that may see this
GO GET IT ALL 2019 ‼️

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

merry cHELPUShristmas to you too

[Whitley Gilbert II @_lifeofjada]

Men are so dramatic. You can tell a man “i don’t like when you joke about that” and they’ll respond with “ok, fine. I’ll just never speak again.”

[James Charles @jamescharles]

me: I’m NOT falling for a boy again
me 5 minutes later: