Demetri

he/him | I make games professionally

[🎭 @deepfates]

The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

What if - as a "bit" - you allowed yourself to be vulnerable?

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Being the friend groups metal gear fan is amazing because I can just make stuff up about metal gear

[Divorced Raiden (Nat) @Deer_Head_Xiris]

All of my Disco Elysium-inspired portraits for MGS characters together!
#MetalGearSolid

[chimera @chimeraxmachina]

This is how you push through universally unpopular legislation. You start with attacks on groups most people don't care about (sex workers), under the guise of something many support (protecting kids). Then you keep increasing the heat until the frog sits in boiling water.

[GL @gldivittorio]

“We will replace the frigidity of rugged individualism with the warmth of collectivism” 🧡💙

[₍˄·͈༝·͈˄*₎◞ ̑̑ @brb_irl]

canadian businesses have npc-ass names. i keep a list because they crack me up lol

[Jam 🏒🫍 @hoglandsko]

Finally was brave enough to make some miis in tomodachi life I've been meaning to for a while

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Like fuck it I guess mes pronoms are go/habs/go

[associate of the moth @amandasfemme]

the best movie trivia quiz is actually when your non-moviepilled coworker gives you a few vague statements about the movie they just watched and you noscope the title and lead actor and they act like you recited their social security number from memory

[hyakki | commissions closed @hyakkiniku]

motion #cyclops #marvelrivals

[kayak 🛰 @eelgobbler]

bird joker: oiseaux serious

your gay friend you've been ignoring: have you seen Project Hail Mary

[Spectra @spectraimsim]

fort wayne, indiana

[robert @rfhirschfeld]

“Ethanol is just comically inefficient solar energy.” - Tom Philpott

[Ch4rl13 @milktst]

Happy April 30th mgstwt

[Storm™ @dilophosaurid]

This should be making international headlines. Every alarm bell known to mankind should be ringing. This is dangerous and genuinely catastrophic

[Rachel @tolstoybb]

we are mark carney we carry the flame

nous sommes mark carney nous portons la flamme

[Jules 🪐 @schumisnoopy]

professionals at work

[hot enderman @theboatlord]

.today we are immortal

#17776fanart #football17776 #jonbois17776 #17776nine #17776ten #17776juice