Derrick

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

The spider living in my car can get fucked

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

I am transparent, transparent as a ghost

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

You mean to tell me that I've been drinking hot dog water to lose weight when all I needed was a Curves membership 🤷‍♂️

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

#UFC317 Wow, FOTN POTN

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Helpers, helping, the helpless.

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Weeeeezy F baby & the F stand for Retarded. TUUNECHHHIII

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

@_trishtelford 2 cuties 😍

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

@_trishtelford 2 cuties 😍

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Times a wastin' I'm free basin' , with Freemasons

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Tell me what you know about them night terrors every night

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Tell me what you know about dreamin', dreamin'

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Two minutes to get a dream in

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

I think we might just be alright

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

YO YO YOOOIEEEE, VOTE FOR ZOEEEEYYY

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

X meet Moose 🫎🐾

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

We live in this perception of a perception of ourselves

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

living in a false reality

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

I fell asleep and forgot to die

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

Brushed my teeth, now my mouth taste like body wash, help me

[Derrick @_derrickmclean]

I lost my mind, but I found it