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Black Lives Matter. she/her/hers. Misandrist. Trying to sell my organs (serious inquiries only)

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Would adding “misandrist” to my bio be a bad idea?

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@fullm00npills Private messaged

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What’s this chokehold that the solar eclipse has on us? I deserve to be allowed to take a rawdog little gander at the sky today and the moon boy can’t stop me.

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Be honest: how old were you when you realized it was pay per view and not paperview.

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Make Chicago Public Schools inclusive for all

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It’s estimated that an approx 1/100 people have celiac disease—but 10 years ago they thought it was 1/10,000. I’m not asking for money, I’m not asking for a movement, I’m only asking for awareness and resources.

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Celiac service dogs are a very new thing. Hopefully, spreading the news and making the knowledge of them more well-known could help push for these programs to continue and expand.

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https://t.co/RCmZLVvmqr

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Even for people who maintain a 100% gluten free diet—the only treatment shared—symptoms (including chronic pain, brain fog, nausea, immune disorders, etc) still flare up and persist.

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https://t.co/RCmZLVvmqr

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Either a car alarm just went off or someone in my building set off their fire alarm. Only time will tell.

[Des @_desbrooks_]

Thinking about this one sweet dog I got to pet who gave me a kiss and then her owner said she never kisses people and that it’s been like 4 years since she even kissed the owner. What a small thing that brings me so much calm.

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I hate hair wash nights.

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I got out of work 15 min late which wasn’t a huge deal but I’m now well over an hour into my 3 miles bus ride home and I’m not feeling particularly jolly.

[Des @_desbrooks_]

Drunk-sitting my brother at a bar rn and the dude he’s joking around w just did the shirt thing. Is he tryna fuck my brother?

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@_fullyfaith Thank god you mentioned her name, I think I was forgetting Sarah Marshall.

[Des @_desbrooks_]

@_fullyfaith This is my favorite of your tweets. I LOL’d. I shit. I pissed. I cummed. This is top tier.

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Someone in my building stole my plant that I’ve had for 3 years off the sun porch :-( How do I get her back I literally feel like the anxious version of Liam Neeson from Taken.

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@voscstiles The way he wants underwear w your tweet on them 💀

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@CATBRAINCELL He’s giving Studio Ghibli