Desi Problems

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even on special occasions my parents will get all dressed up to go out and eat.

at a fucking indian restaurant.

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My GPA could be a 5.0 and my parents still wouldn't be impressed #DesiProblems

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"you're from India? Do you ride elephants?"

"you're from America? Do you ride fat people?"

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white people marriage : one day
brown people marriage: one month
#canwejust #desiprobs

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the only thing my parents get excited about is when they find out there's a sale at Costco.

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"is that a tattoo?"

no bitch, it's henna.

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mother, why must you always compare me to other desis? #desiprobs #stopplease

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I don't tan, I black. #desiprobs #canttan

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#DontYouHateWhen people ask you what that red dot on your forehead is? #brownproblems #desiprobs

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I'm indian
#ThatsWhyImSingle

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"hai uncle"
"he's your uncle?"
😑 #desiprobs #nohesnotmyuncle #facepalm

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roses are red
violets are blue
you have an arranged marriage
waiting for you #desiprobs #TypesOfRelationships

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"you're indian? what tribe are you from?"
#facepalm #TheStruggleIsReal #desiprobs