Desmond Chan

When I tweet, it's like shouting into an empty forest, then wondering why nobody is yelling back.

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

When elimination comes knocking at your door, there is only one thing you can say: not today. Let's go @DwyaneWade #HeatNation

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

Yesssss!!! Trade, trade, tradeeee! #NBATradeDeadline #WojBomb

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

John Wall is not fazed
https://t.co/xEHgcmPyxl

[R/GA @RGA]

Miss Colombia is every agency.

[Atlanta Hawks @ATLHawks]

Our new court projection is absolutely sick:
https://t.co/1jsa6XA7SW

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

NBA Opener > World Series

Too bad I'm working...

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I use around 50 thank yous at a restaurant. One for the menu, water, napkins, etc. Imagine what I'd do if someone saved my life #overthanker

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Come on. I can't be the only who accidentally misread.

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Oh my god, I’m getting old. I just typed in Little Wayne...

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When I hear people tell me something is "stunning"

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“Hot or cold?” - Lady @Starbucks
Cold is 50 cents more sooooooo hot it is #notcheapjustparsimonious

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

Good news? All day @McDonalds breakfast menu. Bad news? Minimum wage workers are going to want $30 an hour now.

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

Spent 2 hours trying to get my GIFs to show on Google Chrome. Checked the code, cookies, Photoshop, everything. Thanks Adblock... #karma

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Apparently it's French Fry Day... Who even decides these things? And why today? Officially declaring tomorrow national "Tues" day.

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Report: Doc Rivers locks Austin Rivers in his room until he re-signs a contract with the LA Clippers. #NBAFreeAgency

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

With all the commotion, I didn't realize Deandre changed his first name to Michael #NBAFreeAgency

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You failed to treat me like a hostage victim. For those reasons I'm out -Deandre Jordan to Mark Cuban

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

@amanda__huang :p shhhhh stop blowing cover, I deleted the first one LOL

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

Is a tweet still a tweet if nobody sees my tweets?

[Desmond Chan @_Desmond_chan]

I need to start tweeting more in order to show off my personality... Did it work yet?