space cadet 🛸

Rolling through the punches since ‘95

[space cadet 🛸 @_desnoel]

@UniversalORL Guest services (Front of park) at Epic Universe. Ashley from Windermere

[space cadet 🛸 @_desnoel]

@UniversalORL huge thanks to Ashley (team lead) at Epic Universe! Her kindness, patience, and knowledge made such a positive impact on my visit. She took the time to answer my questions, help with concerns, and made me feel genuinely cared for as a guest.

[space cadet 🛸 @_desnoel]

Team members like Ashley are what make the Universal parks experience so special. ✨🎢
#UOFistBump

[space cadet 🛸 @_desnoel]

@lidolmix Has to be Doechii for Florida! That would eat 👏🏼

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

i'm not as mean as i could be and i want people to be more grateful for that

[HERBRON JAMES @breebxby]

i’m very single but also very in love and no i will not be explaining beyond this

[lxy ☆ @organicshorty]

when i drink i just get real talkative and start feeling even more sexier i’m glad i don’t get angry n try to beat ppl up

[^ @whisperandwords]

if you miss me text me, showing up in my dreams is crazy, twin

[cooper @marnieapologist]

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

my mama didn’t raise a quitter, she raised someone who’s an insecure perfectionist trapped in a loop of unfinished tasks

[𝓴𝓮𝓵𝓪 @K3L444]

he keep tryna ask me how many bodies i got mann i ain’t killed nobody a day in my life what you on

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

easy there unsaved number

[rumi @painsting]

yes i'm a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, and critical analysis

[s @sumivibesss]

i bring a 'divorce your husband if he bothers you so much' vibe to gatherings that married ladies who complain a lot, dont like at all

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

27-29 had me feeling like my life was over and 30 has me feeling like a newborn infant baby full of whimsy and wonder and I think that’s common for a lot of people

[ThaKid @__thakid__]

i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested