— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀c'est n'est pas mon probleme,
⠀ ⠀ ⠀je ne suis pas ton chien.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

https://t.co/4G2Appbloc

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀❖ 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝘈𝘎𝘈𝘐𝘕 ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘚 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘚𝘞𝘖𝘙𝘌 ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘛𝘐𝘔𝘌 𝘉𝘌𝘍𝘖𝘙𝘌.
⠀⠀

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

// imagine jean wakes back up and now HE'S the one with amnesia /j

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

concussion.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

Everything turns white for a moment.

Jean tumbles, trips over one of the legs of his chair, then hits the ground with a heavy *thud.*

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

In his office, one lieutenant Jean Vicquemare is *still* pulling at the ledger glued to his desk.

His feet are firmly planted against the side of the hardwood and after enough foreceful tugging, he wins, and is promptly smacked in the face for it by hard, unforgiving plastic.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

Desperately trying to detach his ledger from the desker.
Who glued this shit down.

[⚁ ⚃ᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐓ᅠ .ᐟ @deuxdois]

@_devilonhisback
@KlTSURAGI

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

i didn't tell him *how* to apply it.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol, genius.

https://t.co/Oez7SPXrCY

[⚁ ⚃ᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐓ᅠ .ᐟ @deuxdois]

Hey , what's the easiest way to get marker off skin ?

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

I'm ganging up on you because it's a funny little prank, Harry.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

this is almost as funny as that one time mack superglued his eye shut. "cyanoacrylate" or something.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

( this is so stupid. but it's also really, really funny to jean. )

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

oh, harry, that's.... oh, that's really unfortunate.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

@lovvings // I JUST WANT TO LIVE

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

You don't know, do you?

https://t.co/FM3YYqQ3uP

[⚁ ⚃ᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐓ᅠ .ᐟ @deuxdois]

...

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

Okay, then. Let's hear it.
https://t.co/gKzXtEVX4J

[⚁ ⚃ᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐓ᅠ .ᐟ @deuxdois]

SHUT UP , ALEX TAUGHT ME WHAT IT IS.

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

https://t.co/mPu8EQRBVn

[⚁ ⚃ᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐋𝐀 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐒𝐄𝐓ᅠ .ᐟ @deuxdois]

😂🫵🏽 Jean is a ChUd

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

... excuse me?

https://t.co/I0x3fGu236

[‘ 𝐧obody prays for the 𝔀o͟r͟t͟h͟l͟e͟s͟s͟ .ᐟ @nicstaind]

⠀
maybe youre a chud .ᐣ
⠀

[— 𝐽𝑒𝑎𝑛 𝑉𝑖𝑐𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑒. @_devilonhisback]

i don't even know what a fucking "chud" is.

https://t.co/9uqJoSHGfD

[‘ 𝐧obody prays for the 𝔀o͟r͟t͟h͟l͟e͟s͟s͟ .ᐟ @nicstaind]

⠀
he is.
⠀