S.

I get bored as easily as I get obsessed 🤷🏾‍♀️

[S. @_dexterni]

if you had to pick between garlic and finding the love of your life, would you eat garlic nan or garlic bread first?

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men invented the “romcoms set unrealistic expectations” discourse so they could opt out of the bare minimum with a clean conscience

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everytime I blink, there’s a new noice product… sus

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@Cleartrip Your team is constantly sending me an email about not answering when I’ve received no call. Air India has confirmed they’ve added a note about the refund. I NEED A RESOLUTION. If you’re relying on people getting tired and giving up on the refund, you’re sick @Cleartrip

[S. @_dexterni]

.@airindia great scam you’re running 👏🏽 Cancel a flight, make it so fucking difficult to get a refund so that people with jobs just give up. This is RIDICULOUS. @Cleartrip you’re no less :) your team lies by saying the call went unanswered without even calling!

[S. @_dexterni]

@Cleartrip I have done this. Give me an ETA for the resolution asap. And please do NOT lie that you’ve called when you haven’t. Thanks.

[S. @_dexterni]

@airindia I’ve done this. When will you get back?

[S. @_dexterni]

@holasaranyahere I am hiring for my team at The Whole Truth and might have something for you but unable to DM :)

[S. @_dexterni]

my favourite thanksgiving tradition as an Indian who has nothing to do with thanksgiving was watching all Gossip Girl characters drop life-ruining secrets over dinner right over “whatcha saaaayyy”

[S. @_dexterni]

strong independent woman 🤝 princess treatment

[S. @_dexterni]

Are you even wearing a co-ord set if your husband doesn’t think you’re wearing a night suit

[S. @_dexterni]

whoever decided to make the “unsubscribe” button on Gmail so damn handy - I love you ❤️

[S. @_dexterni]

Why have we normalized “check-in at 3 PM, check-out at 12 PM”???

This is why @PostcardHotel is elite 🥲

[S. @_dexterni]

if you look closely, every exercise is an ab exercise

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Married life is wild.

You can be living together, brushing your teeth together, and using the same Netflix account.

But still be saved like a client contact on your husband’s phone.

<First Name> <Last Name>

[S. @_dexterni]

Why is it that we attack ourselves most in the moments we most need protection

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hi sharks, my idea is to hire a few engineers and fix all Indian govt websites so Indians are less frustrated

[S. @_dexterni]

husband: King 👑 WC2027 next
me: look at that hug 🥲🥲🥲

same screen, different genres I guess

[S. @_dexterni]

Virat and Anushka always hug like they’ve lived ten timelines just to find each other in this one 🥰

[S. @_dexterni]

ngl, if it’s a Virat Anushka edit, I’m watching it till the end

[S. @_dexterni]

If regretting missing the Himesh Reshammiya concert is wrong, I don’t wanna be right