destiny💕 MCR 22|08|25

22 | multifandom | lesbian | idk how to do the fandom twitter thing 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

In med school, I took an elective called "Stress". foolishly thinking i was going to learn about meditation and yoga. Instead the professor spent 12 weeks proving that being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level, and I think about that every day.

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Rogers Stadium not to be confused with Rogers Place not to be confused with Rogers Arena not to be confused with Rogers Centre

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

it doesn’t! need! to! be! profitable! it’s! for! the! public! good!

[Stella Chat BPD @redrum_panda]

The thing that binds the lgbtq together is actually the fear of outting yourself after wisdom teeth extraction

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

Took my cat to the vet because he was limping. The vet examined him and said "There's nothing wrong with his leg." I said "But he's been limping for three days." She said "Can you show me?" I called my cat over and he walked. Normally. No limp. The vet looked at me. I looked at my cat. She said "Maybe he was faking it for attention?" I paid $75 for her to tell me my cat is manipulating me. When we got home he immediately started limping again. I locked eyes with him and he slowly put weight back on the paw and walked away normally. I'm living with a con artist. He did it again this morning when I was eating tuna. I gave him some. He won.

[erros! @erros_429]

i will never leave for work in the morning ever again for fear that my gf might burn the establishment to the ground

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Cat laziness is so contagious. You will see her flopped on it back on your couch a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. You're right. You make a compelling argument.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Anyone who asks you if you “allow” your cats to do something has not spent any significant amount of time with a cat.

[lucy @theamazingphil]

phil: what about the traditions. would you want to see me before the wedding? in my dress?
dan: oh a dress? you’ve assigned the roles..
phil: no we’re both in dresses and our dog is in a suit. phanartists get on it.

YOU HEARD HIM

[𝓑𝓔𝓐𝓤𝓣𝓨 ♣️ @luv_meX23]

me to my husband: AO3 is down again [explains outage]

My husband: someone should write a spicy fanfic about the two database engineers locked in the server room trying to fix it

my husband, smug: there was only one spreadsheet

[NoLifeJordan 🇨🇦🌌🚀 @NoLifeJordan69]

Land doesn’t vote final boss

[Serinide @serinide]

italy has been like walking through a furnace but a guy excitedly tapped me on the shoulder and said “erm.. madam.. the tattoo on your back….. same as from ermmm…. baldur’s gate……?” and i said yeah and he said “fantastic madam, fantastic” so it rocks actually

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.

[strawberry milk* princess @plurbovers]

i cant believe all new cars have that ipad in the middle. i don’t want an ipad there. where are the buttons and doodads and gizmos what the FUCK

[june @dxed_deer]

AuDHD is so cool cause you can take adderall and be 100% autistic or you can get drunk and be 100% ADHD

[bug girl @buggirl]

y’all are letting american individualism melt your fucking brains oh my god hearing a baby cry while you’re getting coffee is not going to end your life. it’s part of being outside. in public. where people are. babies are people btw

[eli ! // seeing dnp 17/2!!!! @amazingpinof]

anyone else ever think about the fact the 2026 calendar aligns with the 2009 one. dan and phil’s first full year out as a couple aligns perfectly with the year they met btw