goofy teléfono

[César Galicia @cesargalicia_]

el chofer del uber me dijo que fue al ángel el día de méxico vs YUGOSLAVIA

[goofy teléfono @_dho2000_]

si es niño, Gilberto, si es niña, Mora 🔥🔥

[☆ ☾ Lunar ☾ ☆ @lunar_amphy]

my ampharos is mexican

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

ngl i could never be a professional referee i’d manufacture so many underdog wins

[gojo argentino @valopa_]

LLORA GEGE AKUTAMI LLORA COMO YO LLORE CUANDO ME FILETEASTE A GOJO

[craspi @craspyyyy]

proximas sedes mundialistas:

2030 - Israel 🇮🇱
2034 - Isla Epstein 🏝🏖
2038 - Arabia Saudita 🇸🇦
2042 - Patagonia Israelí 🇮🇱🏔
2046 - Iran e Irak 🇮🇷🇮🇶
2050 - Chile 🇨🇱
2054 - Palestina 🇵🇸

[goofy teléfono @_dho2000_]

otra vez ganó México, no jugó bien pero ganó

[nac4 y estúpiđ4 @vmnnvcc]

te faltó bloquearme de la 97.7 FM, ahí te va Idilio de Willie Colón

[🦈 @cfcyusxf]

LMAOO IT DEADASS DOES

[goofy teléfono @_dho2000_]

pusimos a chambear al cabrón de José Luis

[Santiago Mayor @SantiMayor]

En esta casa se gritan los goles de la REPÚBLICA ISLÁMICA DE IRÁN, como en todo hogar del bien.

[el jaibo @TiinValentin]

Que Luisito Comunica resultó un estafador y violador de derechos laborales? Wooow debió haber sido una sorpresa enorme que una persona de derecha se comporte como una persona de derecha 🙄

[Kevin Maisto @kevinmaisto]

this is how it’ll be when It Happens

[𐦍 @gominsiada]

Qué es esa nacada de besarse con los coreanos???????????
besense con las coreanas mejor

[LUIS CASTILLO @mluiscastillo]

"Holanda va a probar el ch*le oriental"

Los cánticos de la afición antes del Japón vs Países Bajos 🇳🇱 🇯🇵

[Flexington Ave Local @Dr_TacoMD]

Just over a year ago with @ZohranKMamdani

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

imagine you get elected mayor and two of your sports teams immediately win championships

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Marco Oviedo @marcooviedo]

Salió Maná y el peso se apreció