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Incoming Intern at Pelosi Capital

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Power outage? In Toronto? In big 2026?

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Margins on slide 126 are off. Pls fix. Thx.

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BREAKING: PALANTIR PARTNERS WITH OPENAI. REALITY WILL RUN ON FOUNDRY.

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I miss the crypto-trading hamster, that was peak

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Who tf invented “Merge & Center” 😭

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F6, the damn F6 does the job

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For the love of almighty someone tell me what’s the keyboard shortcut to close the document recovery pane. PLEASE. ASAP. Mouse has been confiscated.

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For the love of almighty someone tell me what’s the keyboard shortcut to close the document recovery pane. PLEASE. ASAP. Mouse has been confiscated.

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@ekrii3 Master degrees final boss

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BHP and Anglo American??? Let’s goooo

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There’s a special place in hell for the ones who ignore emails. No plea bargaining - straight to Gehenna.

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Instead of “congrats on the great quarter, guys” Gen Z analysts are gonna go “Ws in the CHATTT”

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Just opened the model to see it’s not in Arial 8.5

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@snowmanllc That’ll be nominal, real (inflation-adj) age will be 25

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Asking for read receipts in outlook should be a class A felony

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@hedgefundsuit Until death do us apart

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@snowmanllc

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Due to supply chain issues, full year guidance of living a healthy life has been downgraded to one avocado smoothie per year.

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@midtown_rob Let’s get to risk-adjusted numbers

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