𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂.

「 what a wicked thing to do,
to make me 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙢 of you. 」

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

https://t.co/7gP33s0y9J

[CLOSED @halflghts]

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now. You can never forget this shit.

YOU - The rain, the snow... I don't want to. It's beautiful.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

Despite the rumors, I am still very much alive.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

@_spookytanuki https://t.co/EfjIb064Or yeah ya do

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

Er... socially acceptable behavior would be my first guess. Not easy to define "normal," you know- it's subjective.

https://t.co/yoqVoCYeL7

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

What do you mean Jean had an accident, he's not supposed to have those.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

You've never made friends with your coworkers?

https://t.co/2b1dsJ2eXt

[ꪗᏬፚᏬꫝꪖ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ⋆ˎˊ˗ @_spookytanuki]

coworkers are different than friends.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

... No, I do, actually.
They're just busy with police work.

https://t.co/AzIGw31PD7

[ꪗᏬፚᏬꫝꪖ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ⋆ˎˊ˗ @_spookytanuki]

. you don’t have friends your own age, do you?

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

I'm so normal, dude.

[harry du bot @harrierdubot]

I'm so fucking normal right now.

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

Take a "chill pill" as the kids like to say.

https://t.co/Xn6biyJDDw

[ꪗᏬፚᏬꫝꪖ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ⋆ˎˊ˗ @_spookytanuki]

she’s particularly annoyed today for some reason ( 💢 )

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

https://t.co/EfjIb06CDZ probably built like him too on a good day

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

https://t.co/EfjIb06CDZ Harry is basically Dick Gumshoe from Ace Attorney, except he has trauma and horrible coping mechanisms on top of being grossly underpaid

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

... Oh, come on, it can't be that bad.

( He put on deodorant today. Even washed his hair. Not particularly in that order. But some smells you can't quite get rid off, Harrier. )

https://t.co/ql14ORwRxZ

[˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ᗰᗩᖇIᑎ 🌼 @lovvings]

hmph. you do look the type to unable to tell a cat from a dog.

( well to be fair— the rest of her looks like a woman. on the other hand, her… affliction is a recent one )

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

did she just call me smelly

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

( DRAMA— It isn't actually that big of a deal, but she is puffing out her chest like you just insulted her mother, sire. Play it *cool.* )

Are they not cat ears?
I thought they were, but maybe not— sorry, pulled an all-nighter.
https://t.co/zkMsI8j7F0

[˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ᗰᗩᖇIᑎ 🌼 @lovvings]

CAT—!?

do i look like a cat to you!? you really must have hit your head pretty hard or something mister ( 💢 )

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

I'm not odd, YOU'RE odd...
... cat person.

https://t.co/hGapdbEpUe

[˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ ᗰᗩᖇIᑎ 🌼 @lovvings]

. what an odd man

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

( Inside voice, detective.
Inside voice. )

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

DISCO ISN'T DEAD AND NEITHER AM I!

[𝙷𝙰𝚁𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝚄 𝙱𝙾𝙸𝚂. @_discodetective]

you better crack like an egg, before you get folded like an omelette