Dürek

Belt buckler and toast butter-er.

[Aaron Astor @AstorAaron]

This is how one actually hacks an election. One doesn’t change the vote count. One alters the voter registration rolls so that when you present your ID to vote, your name is not there, or your address is wrong, etc. And then a huge line forms and hundreds of people don’t vote. https://t.co/KltcQf8K7R

[Dürek @_djerk]

@robdelaney while reading your tweet my lady again #farted aloud. #wheremymoneybitch #outercourse #lawsuit cc: @AnnaRoots

[Dürek @_djerk]

@robdelaney @AnnaRoots just snorted water through her nose whilst I read your feed aloud. #canwesettleoutofcourt #cashmoney #cunilingus

[Dürek @_djerk]

@greenfield64 @AndyRichter Yeah. He couldn’t carry his own state and it was Naders fault. Makes a ton of sense.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

So it goes.

[Dürek @_djerk]

“@usagipic_bot: ぱたり　http://t.co/gvCm1sYLFd　#usagipic” @AnnaRoots lulz

[Dürek @_djerk]

@GregAbbott_TX lolololol good job, straw man #notbuyingit #lying #lol

[Mother Jones @MotherJones]

These adorable animals could be besieged by the Keystone XL pipeline http://t.co/rxyeJp5dmW

[Dürek @_djerk]

@AnnaRoots cats, a wood pecker, and turtle (boners). Srsly

[Dürek @_djerk]

@AnnaRoots tweet tweet

[Dürek @_djerk]

@AnnaRoots have you ever studied turtle boners?

[Dürek @_djerk]

@AnnaRoots u mad bro?

[Dürek @_djerk]

@AnnaRoots stop tweeting weird animal porn at me.

[Dürek @_djerk]

@AnnaRoots Hey girl

[Dürek @_djerk]

@jampants amazing.

[Dürek @_djerk]

@freedarko you have to wait 15 minutes or so for it to take effect.

[Dürek @_djerk]

What the hell why does twitter look like myspace circa 2007

[Dürek @_djerk]

Bleh

[Dürek @_djerk]

We found The Megatome clasped in two bone hands & we felt our sword stir in its sheathe. #megatome #sworcery

[Dürek @_djerk]

We found The Megatome clasped in two bone hands & we felt our sword stir in its sheathe. #megatome #sworcery