dogtweets

just a small town doggo

[dogtweets @_dogtweets]

New Years resolutions: eat more treats, wake up earlier, take more naps, bark louder, destroy more toys #dogtweets #dogsoftwitter #dogs #dog

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omg so cute 😍 #dogtweets #dogsoftwitter #puppiesoftwitter #puppies #dog #dogs

[Doggi Yoggi @DoggiYoggi]

White Christmas 🎄

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I don't recall 🤔🤔 #dogsoftwitter #dogtweets #puppiesoftwitter #dogmeme #dog

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oh no she didn't #dogtweets #dogsoftwitter #puppiesoftwitter #dogs #doggo

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dog tip: if you get bored with your tennis ball, push it under the couch and make your human grab it for you. #dogsoftwitter #dogtweets #dog

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same, doggo. #dogtweets #dogs #dogsoftwitter #puppiesoftwitter #doggo

[Derbys Dog Section @DerbysDogPolice]

Spread the word #dogsarefamily #ADogIsForLifeNotJustForChristmas

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awww 😭😍

[dogtweets @_dogtweets]

me: sleeping peacefully next to mom
brain: roll on your back and kick her in the face
me: why?
my brain: you gotta
#dogsoftwitter #dogtweets

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when you wake up in the middle of the night to sniff the air outside 🤤🤤 #dogsoftwitter #puppiesoftwitter #dogs #dogtweets

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omg😍 #dogsoftwitter #dogs

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me at 3pm: IM HUNGRY

human: there're still 2 hours until your dinner time

me: barks for 2 more hours #dogsoftwitter #dogs

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what do you call a dog magician?

a labracadabrador 🎩🐰 #dogsoftwitter #dogs

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dog tip: if your human makes you mad, break into the bathroom and rip up all the toilet paper. #dogsoftwitter

[dogtweets @_dogtweets]

*sees human quietly sitting on the couch and working*

me: bark at her

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when your human keeps telling you to get off the couch *eye twitch* #imtryingtosleep #dogsoftwitter

[dogtweets @_dogtweets]

i don't understand why my human always tries to sleep on my bed. like you do you even see that small one on the floor over there?