Donga

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[Donga @_donga254]

@kash_Bior What is she selling?

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@polo_kimanii anakaa Steve Harvey.

[Donga @_donga254]

@droid254 The camera

[Donga @_donga254]

daily use.The car has plate number KAA 536A and is priced at KSh 150,000, with negotiation possible.

This is an older model, but it retains the classic Toyota build quality and durability, making it ideal for a first-time buyer, urban commuting, or anyone looking for an

[Donga @_donga254]

A used Toyota with a 1400cc engine is available for sale at KSh 150,000.The vehicle is in clean condition and remains reliable, offering good value for https://t.co/dDZPDNC36P features a cream/white exterior and comes with a sedan body (4-door), making it a practical choice for

[Donga @_donga254]

@Its_Roddie We joke too much as a country😂😂

[Donga @_donga254]

So someone decides to enjoy his youthfull days,by doing whatever they did then come here to advice others that (s)he hated those good old days huh!

But what do I know

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

I have followed Burale for years. Burale has always admitted his mistakes. He went into debt. He attended strip clubs. He loved women. He has always regretted his past. He decided to change and is now an advisor basing his lessons on his personal experiences.

Here comes a woman who regrets getting married to him. She is right because Burale also regrets his former self. Burale of 2026 is not the Burale of 2013. Burale of 2026 hates the Burale of 2013.

As he trends, let's be careful to assume he also likes his past. NO. HE HATES IT.

His former wife is right to regret getting married to him.

Burale knew where he messed up and corrected it. Let's not discuss him as if he is the same Burale that was in 2013.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I used to buy those cheap sunglasses from the roadside all the time and always thought, "What's the point of buying expensive ones? I'm going to loose them anyway." Then one day, I gathered the courage and bought an expensive sunglasses. And guess what? I still have them. I've taken care of them ever since.
That's when I realized those cheap sunglasses weren't getting lost because they were cheap? They were getting lost because I didn't value them enough to care. It's hard to accept, but sometimes in someone else's story, you are that cheap pair of sunglasses.

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Before We Judge Nairobi Birdman, Remember Where He Came From

Before the world knew Nairobi Birdman, he was living on the streets. I once saw him near Kencom, sitting quietly with his birds while thousands of people walked past without a glance.

Few people believed back then that social media could change a life. Yet that same young man has built a name for himself. He now has a roof over his head, pays his bills, and has turned what many called a strange hobby into a real source of income.

Kenya has wildlife conservation laws, and they must be respected. If authorities find that some of his birds cannot legally be kept in private hands, the law should take its course. But enforcement alone is not enough.

We must ask ourselves: after taking away his livelihood, what comes next?

Why do we always wait for someone to succeed before we look for reasons to bring them down? Why don't we focus on creating opportunities instead?

Nairobi Birdman has shown real knowledge, patience, and love for birds. Why not put that to good use? He could be offered training, helped to get the right permits, or considered for roles in wildlife education or conservation outreach. Agencies like the Kenya Wildlife Service or the Kenya Forest Service could explore whether he qualifies for any of their programmes.

Governments across the world invest in people with unique talents because guided talent becomes an asset to society.

This is a young man we have all watched rise from nothing. His story speaks of resilience, creativity, and survival. If we strip away his income without offering any path forward, we risk pushing him right back to the streets.

The role of government is not only to enforce the law. It is also to open doors.

Let us protect our wildlife. But let us also protect the dreams of young Kenyans who are building honest lives from very little.

[Donga @_donga254]

@Osama_otero Rage baiting

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@IanJamesMwaiK @Jerome_ke_ Me hujiuliza what if simu ipigwe immedietly, mwizi akiwa nayo kwa mkono?

[Donga @_donga254]

@TheNairobiTimez But guys mmenote n usiku,maybe ndo maana the driver thinks..

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don't be that guy who's good at sounding smart but hasn't done anything with his life.

[Donga @_donga254]

@polo_kimanii Na hujaguza fuliza,siiet

[Cpt. Kibet @CaptKigen]

*Speed Cameras List*

1. Safari Park - Thika Road
2. Jomoko - Thika turnoff
3. Southern Bypass near Virtual Weighbridge
4. Northern Bypass - Mobile camera after Gitaru near Wangige
5. Expressway - Museum exit to Westlands
6. Expressway - After Nyayo Stadium

[Donga @_donga254]

@PhoneZoneKe @mawiadoro Tf yangu after update fingerprint sensor aint working again

[Donga @_donga254]

Lemme just ask this, stima hufika aje place kama hii?

[Yator Boss☚ @Bossyator]

Hapa ni Kenya by the way. Very few people will ever step foot here😂

[Donga @_donga254]

Umetembea sides za Zambezi,Redhill and its environs?