sashley

[sashley @_doorbelly]

*laughs in bro*

[MS Choctaw Business @MSChoctawBiz]

Mississippi was recently ranked the 8th best state for manufacturing by @SiteSelectionGr, a national firm. The MBCI is excited to grow our efforts to with the @mdaworks & our local partners to increase opportunities for everyone in our region.
https://t.co/UIxWjcL1xv

[drew coffman 𝕚𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 🟢 @drewcoffman]

obsessed with a youtube video called 'The Pricemaster' where a masked man stands on stage and gives ridiculous prices to every object at a yard sale

there's 30 minute of this and i'm going to watch it over and over again for the rest of my life

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@Kohls

[sashley @_doorbelly]

“what’s cooler than cold? ice @kohl’s”

-@mettaworldwar

[sashley @_doorbelly]

“shoes are the bow tie of the feet” - ste

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@AlyssaScott now one’s in my cart. you’re an influencer.

[trash jones @jzux]

workers in europe: i will be taking the summer off because i need a little suntan

workers in america: i will be using one of my 3 paid vacation days to undergo open heart surgery

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@AlyssaScott @memesiwish dream business!

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@elazybethh i’m crying

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@DoyleRader i stg

[sashley @_doorbelly]

“you were such a bitch at the crawfish boil!”

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@AlyssaScott it’s happening!! ✨✨✨

[sashley @_doorbelly]

i feel like dog ppl are always like, “i wish i could text with my dog 🥺”.

i’m pretty sure my cat wishes i texted when i’m coming home so he can mentally prepare for my presence.

[sashley @_doorbelly]

me: “what’s that vietnam movie that’s scary?”
ste: “all of them…?”

us discussing jacob’s ladder

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@ltknecht anxiety also! zoloft & xan for emergencies.

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@AlyssaScott is that a gumby yoga class?

[sashley @_doorbelly]

i tapped a pic of a cat on instagram to see if it had a handle, like it was a person.

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@AlyssaScott this is why you SHOULD be on big brother

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@therealsongoku2 i have had all the materials for like two months and have been waiting to muster up the bravery to start! just gonna mediate on how forgiving the tulle will be. 😵‍💫

[sashley @_doorbelly]

@therealsongoku2 🥲 my 2021 halloween costume, so much tulle to wrangle! must be swan dress vibes in the air?