Jojo

There's worse things to be than a corpse, and better things to be than alive.

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@Sajam Lucifer when asked why he left the kingdom of heaven

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@MythicalMeowz Absolute truth nuke. When I was a kid I would roll new characters just to play through the dark brotherhood repeatedly

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Fry, please try to understand. You're a man. I'm a woman. We're just too different.

#Futurama

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@WSOLogan That guy seems upset about the prospect that he might have to actually fight in his fighting game

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly?

To shreds, you say.

Well, how is his wife holding up?

To shreds, you say.

#Futurama

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@Barny AUGHHH EOUGHHH UGHHH

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@vaudevillehook One time I used the word “naught” correctly in an essay in my 10th grade English class and I got it back with a circle around the word and a question mark. No fucking clue what that was about. Did he not know naught is a word?

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Ever since man first left his cave and met a stranger with a different language and a new way of looking at things, the human race has had a dream.

To kill him, so we don't have to learn his language or his new way of looking at things.

#Futurama

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

So they're trying to learn things?

Right.

Those bastards!

#Futurama

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@beansdelivered I feel like the only one that thinks she looks legitimately cool doing this and that it was a cool thing to do

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

#Futurama

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@theallergygirl how many btbam shirts do you own 😭

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@theallergygirl "White Walls" Ayo carly rae knows ball like that?

[half empty girl @meowingabyss]

Every time I see this clip for half a second I think it's an elaborate bit where everyone is Bo burnham

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Yeah, well, I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers.

In fact, forget the park!

#Futurama

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@vordb 🚨deep cut banger alert🚨

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

is this anything

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@xscorndogx me when dudley's theme & Jazzy NYC

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

"I listened to that album you sugge-" I will go to war for you

[Riri_Writes @riiri_writes]

"I love the book you recomme-" please marry me.

[Jojo @_dorksouls]

@theallergygirl Need someone who can scream WE WILL ALWAYS BE PART OF THE GREAT MISDIRECT w/ me forreal