Taylor Dorman

mls(ascp) • messiah u sb • cats/science/fitness

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

me: ...it'll tell you if you're sick or not
Lincoln: what's a sickernaut?
@papa_dorman: when you have chicken pox and go to the moon
😂😭

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

overheard:
brett *talking to his arc raiders virtual penpals*: we’ve hit a milestone, boys - nat has colored on the wall for the first time

i present to you…
unsupervised squiggles, 2026
wax crayon on painted wall
13x14”

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

@RickyTrickle @KyDollahSignn @Islandtrinigyal @nomfwanime I think you’re thinking of meningitis 💀

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

Voting for a President in America be like

"choose one"

[New York Jets @nyjets]

All folding tables have been marked safe.

[Sophia Bordi @BordiSophia]

ɪ’ᴍ ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ…. ʙ⭕️⭕️ᴍᴇʀ‼️☝🏽@OU_Softball @GassoPatty @jtgasso @coachjro @ocbatbusters #Committed #THERESONLYONE

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

@apocrypals hell yea brother

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

grrr you win this time, @DoorDash

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

@noworriesxx time to buy her this😂

[John Fetterman @JohnFetterman]

I don’t know who needs to hear this (MY OPPONENT) but a woman’s right to make her own health care decisions is non-negotiable. 💯

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

what kind of shithole human gives a fuck about what color an imaginary character is

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Don’t ever think I’m good at stuff. I am a monster.

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

i take it back

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

thanks grandma, u a real one

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

#NewProfilePic

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

for a second i thought this was a summary of an episode of the handmaid’s tale hahahah but it’s actually just real life🤡

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

Welcome to America, where Clarence Thomas’s wife gets to do an insurrection without any consequences while he sits on the Supreme Court and abuses every woman in America by stripping away their reproductive rights.

[Chloe @chlo_fo_show_]

I hate that I need something sweet after every meal. It’s toxic honestly

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

bbm vol 21 has this clip in it - i choked on my water and caused a scene at the gym. was not ready 💀 thx @twofriendsmusic

[Taylor Dorman @_dorman]

@AshleyGWinter when i worked in micro i would play “is it poop [or marinara sauce]?” for whatever reason, my husband wasn’t a fan.

[Dylan 🇵🇸 @1429koppite]

Jaden Smith backs his father for slapping someone making fun of his wife's autoimmune illness, Kyle Rittenhouse travels to a BLM protest with an AR-15 illegally, kills 2 people and injuries another and gets off because white supremacists fund his defense. Racism as clear as day.