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"Puerile but excellent" –@SpookyCheezIts

Go Birbs. The Dolphins make me cry. Bobblehead enthusiast. I say baybeeee a lot.

[John Fleming @johnjf125]

If America coordinated to make an unsolicited dick pick, this would be the results

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

My friend, if you had put God first, you wouldn't have taken that welfare money to build a volleyball arena at your daughter's college.

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Team is perfect as is, I see no reason to add or subtract

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Of course

Why would they do anything

[The Dolphins Wire @thedolphinswire]

Dolphins stand pat at 2024 NFL trade deadline https://t.co/KWNRlrtfzG

[Bobby Kogan @BBKogan]

Brett Favre is voting because he’s interested in the welfare of the American people

Learn more by googling Brett Favre welfare

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Free agent hitters tier list

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@kyler416 And I for one welcome our new Arby's-filled overlord

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@ITYSL_memes By my approximation, the dice should be somewhere in NE Arkansas

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Yeah I hope you're indicted for fraud too

[Brett Favre @BrettFavre]

Tick, tick…

I really hope our country goes in the right direction tomorrow. 🇺🇸

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@kyler416 Shit, someone fix Kyle

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@willajrainbolt Yeah man, that 2010 season was something special. Shame a certain Gerald Dempsey Posey III debuted the same year; Jaime had a decent shot at ROY otherwise

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

What is the longest MLB game you’ve attended?

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@willajrainbolt Honestly kinda shocked she went to any games with me after that

I will say Jaime Garcia was shoving that day; unfortunately Johan Santana was too

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@willajrainbolt Surely did. I think they were a gift from my now wife; what a first game for us to go to, lol

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Raiders, Patriots, Jets (x2), Browns... Those are games the Dolphins could very easily win

But man, rattling off nine straight wins — especially when they're already just three losses away from a losing season — is asking an awful lot

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Remaining schedule looks like this:

@ Rams (4-4)
vs. Raiders (2-7)
vs. Patriots (2-7)
@ Packers (6-3)
vs. Jets (3-6)
@ Texans (6-3)
vs. 49ers (4-4)
@ Browns (2-7)
@ Jets (3-6)

I'm not saying it's impossible, there are some winnable games, but goddamn

[Josh Moser @TheMozKnowz]

Tua postgame: “We’re worried about the next opponent. We aren’t worried about playoffs. We’re trying to win out. #finsup

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Well I suppose that's a wrap on 2025 too, gang

[Barry Jackson @flasportsbuzz]

As agent Drew Rosenhaus said on his weekly WSVN-7 segment tonight, Dolphins have been aggressive and making calls to try to add players the past 3 weeks and are NOT expected to trade any of their top players and have NOT given up on the season at 2-6.