Jamal

Dre Day

[Pluid @tryPluid]

2025 so far:

- Melania Rug
- Cuba Rug
- Brasil Rug
- Peru Rug
- African Country Rug
- UFD “hack”
- JellyJelly rug
- Portnoy being Portnoy
- Milei rug
- Sol dumps from $280 to $160
- Bybit Hack
- Suicide on Stream

Sigh, what else?

[Jamal @_dr__dre]

@stygianbroker How accurate is this list @123skely ?

[foobar/ @0xfoobar]

pick your poison

[Jamal @_dr__dre]

wen buy?

[lynk @lynk0x]

This only costs 650 SOL.

Lock in.

[Jamal @_dr__dre]

@123skely I pray to you $metav , bring me to the promised lands

[Skely @123skely]

MAKE PRESALES GREAT AGAIN!

There is clear market demand for pre sales, this one is for the hide the pain, they have already raised almost 40 million dollars.

And Ai pool is set to be the leader in this mostly unknown category.

I'm nearly positive 40% of that will just go into the pre sellers pocket , nothing inherently wrong with that, but I think we can make a better system.

Love or hate the price action of the launches that @aipool_tee has done, they are set to be far less extractive than the current meta.

but lets make it EVEN better.

Introducing The Auction :

So How does it work?

The winner of the auction will be granted naming rights for the current ongoing token presale. The submitted @ user name (this can be you or someone else) will be mentioned on X by our AI with instructions.

So you can see in the picture below there is a spot that says " @ username", you can enter ANYONE on twitter, The Ai(Ai pool) will then shout them out,
Then the person(or ai) that's @ is entered, can suggest a name, ticker, description, and attach a picture. Kind of like Clanker on base, but this will be sol.
BUT Ultimately its up to the Ai.

Now In case the user fails to submit this data, our AI will randomly generate all the info and picture.

Getting outbid will refund your SOL INSTANTLY.

But wait....

IN ADDTION TO THE ABOVE !

The winner of the auction will receive a large % of the pool fees, and receive an NFT , representing them being the "Owner" of the project. This NFT will signify they are the namer/ Auction winner of the NFT / "dev", they can sell this NFT to anyone else just like you would any NFT. So like you can sell it on magic Eden or tensor. But whoever holds the NFTs gets the fees for the large locked pre sale pool.

This also ensures if the hype dies the NFT owner can help CTO it off to a new person, and hopefully they bring new life to it!

[PulseWallStreet @WSTPulse]

@MartinShkreli Can't believe David Ballsack didn't drop the CA for a new FED meme coin. Disappointing.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

The peak of American military aesthetics is the tier one 1980s/90s gym teacher operator. Nowadays, SF/CAG guys all look like they're related to @GarandThumb1. Back in the day, they all looked like they were going to fail you in gym class for forgetting your gym clothes. This isn't a knock on the modern operator, but there is something so disrespectful about getting your head canoed by a Rick Moranis looking dude in dockers with a CAR-15 and a Maglight hose clamped to it. We need to bring this back.

[Skely @123skely]

Parents: How’s going crypto?

Me:

[Hon Wayne @MJokay]

The hits keep coming

[AB @AB84]

This nigga saw some titties & is ready to risk it all…

[StarPlatinum @StarPlatinum_]

Here’s everything we know about ZachXBT

And how he made $4M in the dumbest way ever🧵

(1/9)

[lynk @lynk0x]

THE $TRUMP TOKEN JUST GOT LISTED ON @RobinhoodApp

Send it so much higher.

[Skely @123skely]

AI POOL/$METAV ALPHA!

New features (In testing) SUBJECT TO CHANGE.

So NONE of this is set in stone, but wanted to just spill some alpha so you guys know where my heads at design wise.

1. Auction for naming rights and fees.

Basically how it works is, you enter the bid for the auction, and you enter a twitter @, if you win the Ai will shout out the person's @ that you gave, and that person will be allowed to suggest a name to the Ai and it will PROBOBLY (kind of up to the Ai ) launch a coin with that name. The fun part is you can put anyone's @ so you can bid for friends or alts, let the psyops begin!

So say I win. the Ai will go " Hey Skely you won, what do you want to name this token?"

and I would reply like " ticker fsfsd, name : 34rsdfj,"
and description, Plus an attached picture for it.
(no links so people don't add wallet drainers)

Its all done live on socials so it can go viral and help promote the project. People can Retweet, like, comment, post, share ect the "inauguration" of the coin.

Now the token I am naming is the giant pool from the pre sale the Ai is autonomously collecting funds for and eventually launching.

IF YOU WIN THE AUCTION YOU DO NOT GET TOKENS ONLY NAMING RIGHTS AND % OF FEES FROM THE @MeteoraAG POOL. A % OF THE WINNING FUNDS GO INTO THE LP POOL AS "FREE" MONEY TO INCENTIVZE PEOPLE. % of fee isnt set yet and not finalized as a new NFT token standard is need, and being worked on!

So now you can "pre CTO" projects. The future is now.

THE FUTURE Twist on this is, the auction winners wallet will also get an NFT, and whoever holds this NFT can collected the fees, and acts as a commemorative NFT for the pool launch.

So say you collected some fees, and you want to sell this to a KOL who wants to run a project with a deep LP pool, Bam you just sell this NFT, and they take it over and if they increase vol then they get paid.

2. Pre sale CA is on a website , you can now buy on the website, and it caps you at 10 sol, you are still free to send $$ to the CA and not connect your wallet

Additionally the CA will be posted on X but this insures that if I get banned again you guys can see what's going on/not relying on centralized twitter or me.

3. New branding for $METAV, and AI pool. haven't fully rolled that out yet for $METAV.

4. More Ai's (in TEEs of course)

5. Ai uses the fees to buy $metav,(check the chain) and other fun things. :)

6. surprise collaborations. 👀

FUTURE FEATURES:

1. customizable @MeteoraAG fair launches via the web app (pump fun style). So anyone can launch Trump STYLE! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸. This is aimed at more "established" name brands that want to break into crypto, maybe even some celebrities' who knows....and this way it ensures a fair/ transparent launch.

2. Token fly wheel reveal/tokenomics.

3. ????? Mystery.????

4. Cross Chain functionality, so say the Ai raises 2 mill, it can launch a 1mill eth pool, and a 1 mill sol pool. So people can ape cross chain.

[Tyler @TylerDurden]

Builte differente

[lynk @lynk0x]

Real

Too real

[DAO Street Journal @DAOstJournal]

Is she hiding a dark secret? Make sure to follow for our upcoming article.

[Skely @123skely]

Me watching @aipool_tee launch $Metav while you all thought I was going to rug you.

[Jamal @_dr__dre]

@SaintChinh what's the link for? It's broken