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🐈 for Breakfast, 🐈 for Lunch, 🐈 with Dinner and 🐈 with Brunch. 🐈 for Christmas, and 🐈 for East-ah, she's the Craziest Cat Lady, Astala Vista!🐈

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Guys should @courtneyact bring back Courtney Chronicles? I think she should!!! [RETWEET THIS]

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WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. IS WILLAM ON CRIMINAL MINDS. FUCKING WALTER PATTERSON. IM SO SHOOK @willam

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@AstalaVistaCCL Gladly, would you like the over powered cat laser or the jingle ball of death? Hahaha

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@RuPaulsDragRace @BeBeZaharaBenet Your*

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@AstalaVistaCCL I’m not sure if I’m bummed about how they used “you’re” wrong, brought a winner back. Or the fact you left the “T” out of “brought”💀😂 Definitely the winner, BEBE GO HOME. YOU ALREADY WON. WE DONT NEED YOU HERE. They should’ve brought Ongina back instead smh🤦🏼‍♀️😒

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@AstalaVistaCCL True😂

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So I️ was at a parents conference thingy, and me and this hot guy were baby sitting. And I️ was thinking “Oh I’m not gonna be single for long heh heh😛” Then... His sister read a name on the wall and said “Olivia” and then went “That’s your girlfriends name!” Heart. Crushed.🙄

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@AstalaVistaCCL If you shave a cat does that make it a shaved pussy?

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I️ was just casually FaceTime my friend.... when I️ hear my cat say “Oh No” and throw up behind me so it ran down my back.... it looks like as if a banana busted a nut.... help me

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@AstalaVistaCCL Perfect anniversary gift for any couple💀😂

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@AstalaVistaCCL l think about it on a weekly basis😂😂😂

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The first time I️ see Astala perform I️ need to get two mugs from the Urban Dictionary describing what a Jimmy is, and give them to @AstalaVistaCCL and Jimmy💀😹

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@AstalaVistaCCL l told myself l was gonna diet, but here l am under the heating blanket with my cat eating chips because it’s 19°F outside with 5 inches of snow🙄

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@pussismah @caitlinrose203 @ajaqueen @TheKandyMuse @MoMoShade @Dahlia_Sin MOEGG!! ILY!! You mean Vector😂 love making fun of Vector!😂😂😂

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@AstalaVistaCCL @MoonPie Dead😂

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@AstalaVistaCCL Please do!! 😘😘😘😘

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@AstalaVistaCCL Oh no bb! Don’t die on me! I’ve already lost Astala Vista the chicken to a heart attack! I can’t lose the real one from a seizure 😟☹️💕 (Rip Astala the Chicken)

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@AstalaVistaCCL Wtf! Did you actually have a seizure or are you being sarcastic?!?!?!?!😟

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@AstalaVistaCCL Wait send me the link!! I need to see this😂

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@AstalaVistaCCL Rudolph number for sure!!

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@AstalaVistaCCL I just spend $75 on a horse blanket. Kinda judging myself. Kinda saw it coming. Idk anymore🙄😂