luke

everybody thinks they're hot shit 'til they have hot shit

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my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is gonna be okay

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sorry i’m busy that day, i’m taking 20 bong rips and financing a subaru baja

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i’m worried about DEI hires, doofenschmirtz evil incorporated doesn’t seem like a very reputable employer

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just made a profit at my first ever melee tourney! #balluptop

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i guess i want to kill myself because i listened to the lavender town theme too much as a kid?

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ah yes my favorite birthday gift, mononucleosis

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@RyanLeffert2 Hoosier’s 11 today

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also, hoosier’s 11 today!

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it’s my birthday today, say hi to huell for me

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affirming in the mirror in the morning by repeating “i can just be a dude”

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we as a society have moved past the need for wasps

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the power move of eating ice cream for breakfast

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bitch i’m runnin off a pretzel rn, who do you think you are i am

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@TheJeremy__ @sonicBIGFIST

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if i drank a hilarious amount of powerade would i piss blue?

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@LatinSSBM don’t really know how to feel about it

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y’know, what if i am the faint of heart, hmm? what’s left for me then?

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@LatinSSBM shoutout guitar hero and rock band for getting 95% of those stems, especially beatles/metallica

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@LatinSSBM missed the easiest “butter spread” of all time

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generational brown into phantom wipe? god’s plan

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be festive. this is your only warning