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Ambition is priceless

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@jamesbsv313 @el_budget 😂 after about 30-40 minutes the shit gets kind of played out

[Daquan Wiltshire DSG 🤘🏾🐝 @DAQUANDSG]

Women when they see their friends gain weight: “omg girl you look so good” “I love the confidence” “you’re perfect 😍“

Men when we see our friends gaining weight:

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@SirCheckmate7 @taylordicreator @JRho_11 He was 5’8 but yeah people sleep

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@TheLifeUvJr 😂😂😂

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[Austine @theereal_one]

Son Airbnb use to be cheaper than hotels...

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@SendNutes @DailyRapFacts Mane you trippen! Meek got hits go back & listen to his old mixtapes

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@SendNutes @DailyRapFacts Saying Meek only got 1 hit is diabolical

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@someswaggt 😂😂

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@hlovo_ Come on mane 😂 I know Twitter engagements not paying that well

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@vonbukkz @gman_jayrose 😂😂😂

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@Emmachuuks You get strong asf but you’re breathing ability suffers due increase muscle mass

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@mateusz92_ @MyronGainesX @FearedBuck Would you say Bill Bellicheck isn’t smart? He old with a 24-26 year old

[remx @biigrem]

Highschool athletes will call their coach “Coach” until he or she dies. It’s a respect thing…

[100%HATERPROOF @MajorsDaddy_35]

Barbecuing on a gas grill doesn’t count…

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t understand nothing they do wrong until you do it back to them.

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@LL_COOL__A @raphousetv2 On my soul 💯 No excuse for this shit

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@iamDominicHorne @DeMarcoGot_It 😂😂😂 chill bruh

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@RayJack97010720 @DeMarcoGot_It @Guts_Glam_Glory 😂😂😂😂