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[ᴍᴀʀʏᴀ⛩️ sʏʟᴜs ʏᴀᴘᴘᴇʀ @syluswft]

gente vou meter essa no meu quarto duvidam?

[ً @prinkasusa]

In Kazakhstan, convicted p*dophiles will be castrated six months before their release from prison. The order has already been signed by the minister of health.

[✧ @cessonmute]

In China, a women's gym membership is 37 days, not 30. And it's all because during their periods, women often miss one week of workouts.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

In 2020, a Stockholm University lab mixed sperm and egg fluid from 16 couples in a dish. Some men's sperm got pulled toward the fluid much harder than others. And in half the cases, the egg picked a stranger's sperm over the partner's.

The egg releases a chemical bait. Sperm carry tiny smell sensors on their heads that pick up that bait. When the smell matches, the sperm speeds up and swims straight at the egg. When it doesn't, the sperm slows down or loses its line. The lead researcher, John Fitzpatrick, called it a chemical breadcrumb trail.

The sperm race is mostly a myth. A man releases around 100 million sperm at a time. Only about 250 ever reach the egg. The rest die along the way. The vagina is acidic and kills most of them. The cervix makes thick mucus that traps them like flypaper. The womb's immune system attacks them as foreign invaders. And half of the survivors pick the wrong fallopian tube, because only one of the two tubes has the egg in it.

By the time anyone even gets close, the race is already over. Then the egg picks.

The egg is selecting for immune-system genes. The more different the father's immune genes are from the mother's, the wider the range of diseases their child can fight off later. So the egg favors sperm that bring more genetic diversity.

Fitzpatrick thinks this could explain some of the 30% of infertility cases doctors label "unexplained." For some couples, their bodies just don't chemically match, even when everything else does.

Out of 100 million sperm, your father's chemistry was the one the egg agreed to let in. Which means all of us are, in some way, the quiet outcome of a chemistry test no one studied for.

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

But like actually...

[potatolus in junelus/syniversary🚗 @potatosylus]

...

[🇯🇵砂川 泉🎌 @Izumi_Sunagawa]

スウェーデンの10代の少女が、移民のグループに数時間にわたってレイプされた。

彼らは彼女の口に拳銃を突っ込み、
その後、彼女の膣に挿入した。
服は血まみれだった。
医者たちはこれまで見たこともない光景だった。

この血まみれの服を見ろ。これは彼女のものだ。

このような恐怖は、大規模な移民政策以前には存在しなかった。

私たちの大切な娘たちを守ろう。

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

A 17-year-old lioness survived for 5 years with blindness because her daughters refused to abandon her.

[mpiotrowski @Piotrovsky_1]

Dokąd nocą tupta jeż?
- Bić się z innymi jeżami.

[⋆❅*elie ❅ @elitezyne]

me when the fic has a love confession in the middle of sex

[Sylus’🐾🕊️ @AnnieSylus0418]

When the sun crashes down over him☄️

[engel ݁ᛪ༙ @sylusloveletter]

ooo he knows what he’s doing

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

aura farming + generational drip

[BlackSword @Blacksword011]

LMAOO

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

if i died and a bunch of misogynists built a Penis Park as a tribute i would ensure 10,000 years of famine

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

Cute miscommunication 😻
Cat headbutt: Love
Goat headbutt: Play