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my sanity is terrified

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@prolifefrenchie Evil fucking cunt

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Incompetent Cowardice Explained

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in times like these i like to remember the movie Green Room and a wonderful little ditty that goes like this: NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS, NAZI PUNKS, FUCK OFF

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The human race is a plague, specifically white people

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@PopCrave Girl math

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this is fun. casually bawling my eyes out bc i betrayed myself and fb searched the man who wanted to be with me last year, but i rejected that kind of relationship bc i wasn’t ready. now i kind of am, and the fb search revealed he’s engaged.

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nobody ever warns you about the small heartbreaks that chip away at you over time. cracks in the surface don’t suggest stability beneath it.

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my favorite part was the cut before the kids went ‘awww’ bc they had to be told to do it together on 3 after the first time no one gave a shit

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The most impressive thing about this is the absence of leash reactivity

[Golden Retriever Channel @GoldretrieverUS]

Best party EVER! Set the world record for most Goldens -same place + time.

I would have been there. How about you?

#AttentionGuinessBook #Australia #Melborne_Gold_Rush
(Golden_crumpet IG)

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my music taste is one big mood swing

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I had a cervical biopsy today and doc said no sex for two weeks 🥲

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Since open carry is a thing i’m just gonna buy a gun and shoot the ones who should’ve been aborted. When’s Purge night? I mean that shit’s not so farfetched now. Fuck this country. Fuck this government. The disrespect and entitlement is disgusting and unbelievable. Fuck America.

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Yall, so turns out he can ‘absolutely see us together at some point’ 💀 but doesn’t wanna make a move too soon because I’m still recently single. he’s coming over again tonight 😬

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one of my hook ups asked me last night if I’d be his wedding date down the line, and then asked me out to dinner on Friday. I may have mistakenly told him that he’s my type in every way. And he said that doesn’t scare him 🥲😭🥹

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there are literally hundreds of reasons having a child makes no sense to me and my favorite is because it can actually fucking kill you lmao

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here’s what my brain does when he doesn’t text me back when he normally does:

oh my god he’s dead

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Everything he says is 😳🥵😈

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sweet, happy baby 😭

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sarah. She has neurological damage that makes it hard for her to stay balanced. Doesn't let that stop her from dancing in the snow. 14/10

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yall it finally happened. someone asked for a photo of my feet.

granted, i was high and decided to post selfies on a appearance rating reddit thread (i am highly entertained by this mistake). I’m a fucking moron, but so is everyone else.

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i definitely am the person who rolls her eyes at posts from new mothers complaining about their babies or joking about what they can’t do anymore or blah blah blah and i’m like. no one told u to birth a human. but go off