hugh janus

demi 26

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

woman i crashed into told the insurance company a female driver hit her

we take those

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@gaymanevil i was driving too fast like a dumbass

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

i shouldn’t have had to work on the first of pride

i was dead tired from gay sex

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@beepbat i vouch for mango, has kept me alive a few times

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@gaymanevil thanks for the laugh i’m currently pulled over getting my car impounded lol

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@mkultraimbot understandable tbh

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@l0v3ly_ang3ls @punkrock_starr i mean yeah if you go to the scam ass exotic bodega type stores

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@evilgayman the fact he brings up greek statues as if the greeks weren’t bumming all over the place

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@wylrazrbld you called?

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@torturefuntime HELLO HI WELCOME BACK

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@CursedGoo i miss going to play ping pong at the local community centre and seeing old chinese men squatting outside, some of them on a chair

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@violentfemz @Ash_Lee_IRL how did we get the exact same fucking thing

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@Girl_in_the_bot @DiscussingFilm have u seen all the hints tho lol

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@evilgayman @lithophage im devastated

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@lithophage @Puckmeat WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOOOOO

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

can i go back to being 6 years old printing out gamesradar cheat code lists please

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@tranz_schubert yes this fucking rocks

[oogy @spoogyoogie]

practicing mindfulness

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@privbarenjoyer im sorry girl
u don’t deserve to be dealing with this shit

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

@RaisedByACoyote only women crash cars

[hugh janus @_dykemoder]

woman i crashed into told the insurance company a female driver hit her

we take those