Dylan Ross Linnert

complex like math, smooth like jazz.

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Drink water!

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This is actually really tucked up @jakejillinhall.

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#sundayfunday

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You ever?

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@mom sorry.

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This isn’t where I parked my car. #ridindirty

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#2019
I still don’t trust that “potato chip rock” shit.

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#sharksinthepool

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@gabelapuz I hear ya man. I cut my own hair and I don’t trust myself anymore.

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Pictograms are fun. See if you can decode this one:

👁 just sharted.

#goodluck

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My mom just called me a bitch.....
...I don’t know how to feel about that.

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Thanks, Stan. Lemme know whats up.

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Not a lot of people like to talk about this, but artificial plants are hecka expensive.

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I used to do the hokey pokey, but now I smoke crack.

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Lol, who dribks this stuff?

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@lol @people @actually @drink this!!! Ever heard of beer before?! #gross

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I could take a cute poop...if I wanted to.

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@ders808 Womens tennis 😇

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I’m taller than @antoniobanderas...#tite😎

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Plus or minus 10 years before you can send smells via smartphone?
#minus ?