dylan paul

[dylan paul @_dylanpaul]

Everyone who's been waiting to pitch their heavy-handed "A Man for All Seasons"-- Strike while the iron is hot.

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CAN BEN FOLDS JUST HAVE A MUSICAL ALREADY

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Trump's petulant blow up at Australia is the understandable result of 1000s of consecutive RISK losses. THEY ALWAYS SWEEP THE BOARD.

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I would like Nielsen to alter their ratings with a caveat of, "in abject horror." For instance, the Presidential inauguration, 13.5 (7 IAH)

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I reached into a bag of frozen blueberries and found myself whispering, "Give me all your secrets." Not the first time this has happened.

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This week's diet can be summarized as "corn dogs".

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@tessellas @osfashland I just rejoined Twitter because this conversation is going viral.

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Did you know that flaccid can also be pronounced as [ˈflæk.sɪd] ? The things you learn on a Friday night.. (that was an easy set up, yeah?)

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@Zarie101 you might as well!

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@t4tband It's the least I can do considering how hard you guys are working. Keep it up :)

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IDEA International Dialects of English Archive is now social. Boom. http://t.co/aOAi9XmU via @dialectsarchive

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So long, Lawrence, KS.

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Off to teach a voice and text class and then coaching IN THE SPACE with the cast of Oedipus Rex tonight!!

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I am so excited for Diwali!!!

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I just accepted a resident AEA company position with American Shakespeare Center for the summer and fall of 2013!! #thankfuluckyesssirohmy

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Stick fighting warm ups before Oedipus Rex rehearsal. Moderately terrifying.

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"latin small letter closed reversed open e" ɞ. phonetics is the soul of wit, right? isn't that the quote?

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For every fault that a robe has, there are two advantages to wearing it. #science

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Half way through "Song of Achilles" I realized no one is making me read this... and I like it. Pleasure?! #readingforpleasure #iliad

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The drive from Spring Green, WI to Lawrence, KS could be briefly described as "corn".