Dylan Roche

Hilarious and thought provoking tweets, right here!

[Dylan Roche @_dylanroche]

Was playing around with my straw wrapper at a restaurant and accidentally made the @googledrive logo! @Google

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Things I hope to see in the new Daredevil show: plenty of action, upgraded superhero outfits, and a perfect mix of comedy and serious lines

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If I saw Joe rogan I would beat his ass

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Yep.👇 Now is a better time than ever to design a video game about BEING KIND

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I can’t believe we are so divided as a country…

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The Impractical Jokers are living proof that America can still laugh at itself

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These are the kinds of sound effects cancel culture want to take away from you

[Jim Breuer @JimBreuer]

THESE ARE FACTS?!

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On Halloween there should be a “scary mask” mandate…

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That’s what I loved about Colin Powell, he loved to lie

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We need to end racism for good.

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@paulo_pds97 @jackboxgames Yeah..because sometimes it gets so scary I’M the one saying that word.

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Ummm, @jackboxgames what is THIS??? Caught in 4K 😂you better retweet this

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[Dave Chappelle doing his act] the LGBTQ community will have you believe they should be allowed to date whoever they want, it’s like their religion.. [long drag of cigarette] now let’s talk about how they reacted to Jerry Seinfeld

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Squid game is good, but I worry sadists and anarchists will use it as a blueprint to fulfill their twisted fantasies… it already practically hits the nail on the head with how dystopian our society is today

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Andrew Cuomo should win a vma for how excellently he handled the covid 19 pandemic

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Probably the best way to get people to get the vaccine who haven’t already is if Joe Biden takes a selfie of him with his ice cream going “I got my vaccine and I feel so good” and him licking the ice cream with sprinkles on it :)

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If I owned a candy store I would just give free candy away all the time to the whole town

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Randy rainbow parody of “meet the plastics” from mean girls about the team investigating Andrew Cuomo

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*America passing the 19th amendment* “Women can now vote, you’re welcome!”

Me: “what the fuck?? You’re telling me this is just happening, now, and you want us to thank YOU? This should’ve been happening a long time ago. Everyone should be equal and we have so far to go.”