earlyworm

alexandra; 26; working on The Device; proud Texan; @earlyworm on discord; “You tell me what you want and I’ll tell you what you get, you get away from me.”

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

reposting this because i got noided by some bullshit drama and deleted tweets a day or so ago

(still engagement bait)

[Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷 @grindgod26]

me and the gang rolling out to play and have fun

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

@mng1211 @Legacy411 @WallStreetApes you are a mindless bot

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

BREAKING: President Trump announces steps to ban large institutional investors from buying single-family homes.

"People live in homes, not corporations." - President Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Seal clapping out of excitement after eating fish🦭

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

@thisissomeuser @stonetoss at least you live up to your goofy ass name

[ヒロサキ🦮🦭 @hirosaking]

ｱﾙｰﾁｬﾝは目をぱちくりしている

#鴨川シーワールド
#ワモンアザラシ

[puppy asuka @sorrynotsoryu]

cock neutrality / cock shame / cock pride

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Completely understand tbh

[CIX 🦾 @cixliv]

Using a mocap suit to kick yourself in the balls with a robot is a great metaphor to close out 2025.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

You can get a heartattack from this

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

RIGHT IN THE FACE OF MUSLIMS!!

Bagpipes being played on a busy Islamic street.

They want to blast their call to prayer on everyone?

I think this counter move!

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

@GetPaidMore @Pirat_Nation you’ve never even seen the inside of a workshop or changed a tire, don’t kid yourself

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

@GetPaidMore @Pirat_Nation and AI products are necessarily soulless

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

@MeiaLuaCapoeira @Pirat_Nation sorry to hear about your in utero lead poisoning

[Vengeance Wood🪵 @Vengeancewood]

40 yo suburban mom: Oh boy I sure hope giving my 10 year old son a phone will be good for him

Her son’s IG reels:

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

@nocontextmemes mr. blast

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

i’m so glad i have 64GB now

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Micron warns RAM shortages will last beyond 2026, noting that "more memory is essential" for the AI experience

[earlyworm @_earlyworm]

how is this ad not spam

[Lethal Intelligence @lethal_ai]

There’s more regulation on selling a sandwich than building superintelligence