Tiny Nixon (~8” tall)

anti-Austin TX activist. I am passionate ab raising awareness of how terrible Austin TX is. The American people deserve the truth ab Austin TX (it sucks)

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

in life one must know which friends/loved ones are ones boyars vs which are ones oprichniki

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

Serbian officials have announced that Ratko Mladic will be buried in Serbia with “the highest state honours” as a hero. Which should not come as a shock to anyone. I, for one, am glad that once again Serbia shows its true face. They are honouring and mourning a genocidal maniac.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

choosing celibacy when im the freakiest freak of freak ever takes a lot of
intellectual courage and effort

[Khizer @haziestknurl]

this tweet is top 5 all time and the definitive take on Mad Men, Don Draper and masculinity

[Lake Eater @lakeeater]

I like that people talk in terms of emotional "regulation" now because the screendamaged yuppie jargon mis-identified as "therapy speak" is better understood as the cultivation of a total bureaucracy of the heart and at least "regulation" makes that explicit

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Mother, thanks overmuch for your letter. Space Academy is swell. I've fought at least 3 non-homoerotic duels since your our last communiqué. Despite our elfin appearances and forced proximity to each other, we spend much of the day thinking about bust, corsetage, collarbones, ank

[opaqueleaf esq @opaqueleaf911]

@MarkAmesExiled @ripplebrain I've had this stuck in my head for while now...
https://t.co/5KXoJVzEAi

[pie @pieydfm]

Tbh half the time when i pack a bowl there's at least a few cat hairs in there and i do Not frequently care enough to pick them out

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

10. Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

The 9 zoomers in my intro astronomy study group fear and revere me as a sort of a Mr Kurtz type figure

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

They should just give Crimea to Michigan

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

Once again my knowledge of Hans Holbein the younger has paid off dating wise

[wint @dril]

CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

@abookofsymbols The school itself was great ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

@abookofsymbols It was fine. It was 1,000 degrees Fahrenheit. The frat guys were mean to me

[Adam Tooze @adam_tooze]

Fave self-ironizing, Berlin street art of the day:
"a narrow circle of people"
With some help from AI, I was able to figure out that the reference is to Lenin's "In Memory of Herzen" of 1912, in which describes the Decembrists (1825) as a narrow circle "terribly remote from the people".

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

@Cnut_real @LegoRacers2 I run into this problem all the time now

[lo 🔱 @b33eeee]

one of my favorite reddit posts of all time

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

@abookofsymbols You have to apply some heat too. Theres some kind of chemical reaction that happens when you do this, which causes some kind of result or something

[Tiny Nixon (~8” tall) @_Earthworms_]

@monadicone 🔥

[Brad Stevens Stan @matt_ganio]

@wtwmass Guy who made this is the unemployed friend final boss