Ellie

[Liv :P @liv_username]

When someone’s email address isn’t @ gmail it’s like wow you are one interesting chica

[Dr Zoe Harcombe, PhD @zoeharcombe]

I don’t know or care what my cholesterol is.

[michelle hanley @piscesgurl69]

obsessed with the kids who made the finals of the USA Mullet Championships and their absolutely fucked up names

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

new rule: you only have to work between the hours of ur height. I'm 5'6'', so I only work from 5-6pm

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 24 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 26 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

I be at Trader Joe’s with no list just vibes

[. @SuiNeltwork]

korn will play our reopening concert

[Shania Twain 💎💎💎 @ShaniaTwain]

Let's go girls send tweet

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

[hacker voice as i get into bed] i'm in.

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

The “wait to cool” thing about baking is so beyond fucked up

[Ellie @_eazy__e]

Amy p 😭😭😭 I miss you!!!

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

I’m ONE clothing purchase away from being happy I bet

[sab 🪬 @svbrinaaaxo]

why olaf lowkey hit that

[Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke]

Stranger: Pardon me- are you the stunning woman who does the perfect Australian accent?

Me: ♥*♡✨∞:｡.｡Australian accint? Nor... that’s someone ilse｡.｡:∞♡*✨♥

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Free agent star Manny Machado has agreed to a deal with the San Diego Padres, league sources tell ESPN.

[Uncle Mntase @ThandileMafanya]

Approach today with the optimism and confidence of Ja Rule & Billy McFarland