ebony 🩵

[grace @gracefishlove]

I get rlly frightened when the washing machine gets to the scary part

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

girls trip!!!!!! Me and my girl cat were in the living room and now we are in the kitchen

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im a social vampire like u gotta invite me into ur conversation or i cannot enter

[lilium @pukeirl]

they didn’t socialize me when I was a kitten so I’m afraid of everything and everyone

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

it hurts my feelings when i accidentally scare a bird away. why can’t it sense my whimsy

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

arguing with a cat is insane but i be doing it

[ebony 🩵 @_ebonyyx]

@__cr86 I can’t believe she would say that, SELL THEM NOW

[ebony 🩵 @_ebonyyx]

@__cr86 so cute 🩵

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

me having non verbal time with the pet at the party

[Jenni @hashjenni]

People who have twitter but never tweet anything

[jill @stevienicks420]

Just tried to flip over a single-sided dessert menu

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

my uber driver accepted another ride while I’m still in the car

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

you just have to get stronger im sorry

[ebony 🩵 @_ebonyyx]

@TicketmasterUK fuck you

[zach @zachbreechen]

trying not to throw up in the uber