*realizing I've gone soft mid ride*
ah shitshitshit I'm so sorry, no no its fine I got it I just need you to lift your hips up for a sec
*grabs my snake charmers flute and proceeds to play a maybe culturally insensitive tune*
(on the verge of tears, Holding my limp, defeated penis after sex) you’ve made him all fucking messy, and he’s soaked… goddamn soaked. He was so scared in there he threw up, too… What the hell is wrong with you?