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[Pendeja @_eckv]

have you taken your magnesium, fibre, had enough protein, collagen, biotin, vit b c d, probiotics, prebiotics, keratin, omega 3 , creatine, whey protein, chlorophyll & ashwaganda today? 😭😭😭

[Pendeja @_eckv]

about 3 times a week I break down bc of what’s going on in the world esp in the Philippines :(

The ones that can help, won’t
The ones that want to help, can’t

[Pendeja @_eckv]

how can you be real to me but lies to everyone else? Can’t trust these hoes

[Pendeja @_eckv]

im just so tired of everything these days

[Pendeja @_eckv]

some things just won’t change

[` @lisaawrites]

Some people only apologize to restore access, not to repair harm.

[Pendeja @_eckv]

mid hos w tea body are funny af

[Pendeja @_eckv]

wahhh played all night and my game did not save 🥲

[Pendeja @_eckv]

you send me memes but he sends me £££ ♥️😂🥺

[Pendeja @_eckv]

hebrew is so difficult to learn 😭

[Pendeja @_eckv]

so toxic oh myyy 😂

[Pendeja @_eckv]

hahaahhaa this girl said “yeah, pretty, like me?” and this guy replied with “hmmmm” ahhaha im absolutely dead

[Pendeja @_eckv]

loool fcking joker.

[Pendeja @_eckv]

I always get the last laugh 🤭

[Pendeja @_eckv]

best cure when feeling sad? feed a homeless. thank god that I had extra cash on me

[Pendeja @_eckv]

last time getting a recipe off tiktok 😭 this bish put chicken stock on her pineapple chicken and so i did. Now my dish taste like sopas ffs

[Pendeja @_eckv]

“you inexperienced people fold for anything bc you never had shit” 💯 realist shit ive heard today

[Pendeja @_eckv]

i miss carni already

[Pendeja @_eckv]

“If this was a job application and you’re the HR asking “why do you want to work for us?”, I would answer “I’m looking for the job of my life and I think this company it’s perfect for me”

wow 🥹 to be desired.

[Pendeja @_eckv]

god’s plan that I’m not going to wireless this year , bc i will absolutely evaporate in this heat