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I roam the concrete jungle hunting idiots for sport. Far right, apparently.

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@Clainy6 He’s not going to shag you - unless you’re a Ukrainian rent boy

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@GuruOfDuhDuh @OrevaZSN I’d employ a boomer before any other generation. Especially anyone born after 1990.

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@BradfemlyWalsh @martwhitt77 we have a mission when we go to Nottingham at the end of June.

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@AlternativeMUFC Frederson?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Éderson to Manchester United, here we go!

Deal done with Atalanta for €45m package with add-ons included, agreement now in place.

Medical and formal steps to follow but deal in place.

Éderson will sign a four year deal plus option, as @TheAthleticFC reports.

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@aljhlester Call an election. Let the people decide.

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@1ssve That mission statements mean something, teams meetings are useful and working late will get you promoted. The only people who remember you worked late are your kids.

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Prime Minister? @MayorofLondon? Neither are winning mastermind any time soon?

[Rob Boyd, Esq @AvonandsomerRob]

Name an occupation where you need less intelligence than a British Police Officer?

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@armsblythov_40 Official kit.

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@SalibaTequila Superb. 9/10.

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@AndrewHWestern This is going well Andy.

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Travellers destroyed my pub when they were refused service. 3 cheers for the travellers!

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

This month marks Gypsy, Roma and Traveller History Month.

Despite facing discrimination in many areas of life, our Gypsy, Roma, and Traveller communities have long contributed to life in our capital and today we celebrate that rich legacy.

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@haywhyy09 Manchester United lost less games in 1999 than the invincibles did in whatever season that was.

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It seems more people are angry with people’s reaction to a murder than they are to the murder itself, and the ongoing circumstances that created it. We’re all boiling frogs. This is why Farage will win - and the left simply don’t understand it.

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@GeronimoMorgans Probably cheats at golf too

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@djwskyblu @ManCity You were already found guilty but appealed and had it overturned in a legal technicality. So there’s that. So take your free and fair, roll
It into a ball and whack it up your pipe.

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@Lunatic__Fringe @sunQ_osrs @KonstantinKisin Some accolade given the strength of competition. But you’re right.

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@FPLMaineRoad The 2nd last word is unnecessary.

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@cloudyraven4 @mancity_talk Yeah - the inside of a courtroom

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@mancity_talk I can’t stand Arsenal, but at least their trophy doesn’t have an asterix next to it.

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Gary Neville whenever the Scousers score

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Deer call World Championship 2026 in Germany