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underrated and overspoken

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i would do some nasty shit for a famous bowl right now

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oh my god can i please get a gun

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can someone just sedate me already

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god (my manager) gives the baddest bitches (me) the hardest battles (saying no to me)

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me when i have involuntary molly lock jaw

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what does this mean

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mozzarella is like the michael jordan of cheese. mainstream.

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i keep my cheese up front

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i read “coors banquets” as “get in my mouth by the millions”

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you can’t know i doom scroll

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my favorite animal is me when people cross my boundaries

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guys i can’t wait for dune 6 to come out im literally shaking

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need me a bad bitch and some pesto
cavatappi

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retweet because no one understands how i think and i need one more burger meal with 3 sides

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the older i get the more obsessive and insane i become. hello there! one burger meal with a side of batshit crazy 🤍

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someone please nerf the hot n spicys from mcdonald’s

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hands at 10 and 2. i’m so pissed right now

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eating my apples past the core as a trauma response

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match my freak but in a biblical way

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my proposal? airstrikes.