Emilee Pratt

queer hoe with no idea whats going on 👽🌈

They/Them

[LIZZO @lizzo]

We need to talk about the epidemic of believing any and everything y’all see on social media…

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

don’t bother me, I’m eating my entire brick of comfort cheese

[ellie middleton 🌻 @elliemidds]

although a lot of people are aware of the stereotypical traits of autism, they don't seem to understand how those traits actually show up in real life.

translating autistic traits - a thread 👇🏼

[trash jones @jzux]

“so what’s going on with you?” idk if you figure it out will you tell me

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

me to everyone: it’s ok to be sad!!!!

me to me: sadness is for pussies

[Grant Ginder @GrantGinder]

Me thinking about all the soups I’m going to cook the shit out of this fall

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

but have we tried turning the country off and then back on again

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

I have to prove that I'm a new yorker everywhere i go by not holding onto the poles in the airtrain cars

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

the weirdest thing about being a queer/trans couple that passes as cishet is going to Pride and clocking people register us as straight allies or something. like honey I did not spend my whole twenties with a shaved head eating pussy to be seen as a goddamn TOURIST

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

I wouldn't say I'm naturally gifted but a lot of my friends that I introduced to each other are now friends that hang out without me always now soooo

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

maybe jk rowling would have more empathy if she read a book about an unhappy boy who discovered who he really was and began to thrive once he entered a world where he could be himself

[Quilliam @nyquills]

Getting 8 hours of sleep isn't enough I want to slumber underneath the earth for millennia like the old gods

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

Hey dance companies, maybe instead of constantly posting about auditions for male dancers bc there aren't enough why don't you just hire ✨any✨ dancer 😒

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

Can we banish the use of rhythmic dance shoes at dance competitions please I am begging

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

@elliottjkeller I always make the mistake of doing a cannon with 7 year olds. Shits brutal

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

the lesbian urge to make my own dresser instead of wasting my money on ones that barely last a year

[Emilee Pratt @_eelime]

Lol like do i just go to grad school????

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

hey quick question what’s the point