effwit

☆ 28 ☆ queer ☆ my pronouns aren't, I identify as a problem ☆ licensed mortician by day, weeb garbage by night ☆

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i’ve decided to abort my inner child

[effwit @_effwit]

What’s it like to matter to anybody?

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

i still forget we're not even friends. i still wake up with things to tell you.

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

Something’s not
right about what I’m doing but I’m still doing it–
living in the worst parts, ruining myself.

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

Take a body, maybe
your own, and dump it gently. All your dead,
unfinished selves and dump them gently.

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

am i supposed to be grateful to have survived this?

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

I’ll be your
slaughterhouse, your killing floor, your morgue
and final resting, walking around with this bullet inside me like the bullet
was already there, like it’s been waiting inside me the whole time.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[TheLexikitty @thelexikitty]

crack an egg into the toaster for the ultimate in ADHD surprises

[sam ❄️ @sambutwithbooks]

i love andrew but it's so funny that he's so judgemental about neil's insistence they become a real team. he's like 'ew you and your bonds of friendship' like he wasn't refusing to let aaron date anyone because they pinky promised they wouldn't when they were 16.

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

most days i am a museum of things i want to forget.

[mitski bot @mitskilyricsbot]

You're growing tired of me
And all the things I don't talk about

[Richard Siken bot @sikenpoems]

If you love me, you don't love me in a way that I understand.

[TheLexikitty @thelexikitty]

there are only two genders, "goes for a run at 5AM" and "cackling 2AM cheese goblin"

[matador of grand theft auto @twileighplants]

lrt - if your partner isn't your best friend, then you're doing something wrong.

sorry that we're not out here joking about how much we wanna kill each other

[effwit @_effwit]

My favourite kandrew trope is the one where Kevin pretends he isn’t pining and Andrew pretends he doesn’t notice as he does everything in his power to make it exponentially worse.

#aftg #allforthegame #tfc #thefoxholecourt #andrewminyard #kevinday #kandrew

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

Will you rot with me?

[NAMA ★ @namaqun]

ouf i miss drawing this guy

[Blue @darkblueboxs]

I Google image searched lacrosse racquets and the 17th result was “exy racquet” guys if we keep this up we can completely erase lacrosse by 2025