Emily Gardner

welcome 2 crazytown

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@magswt Fuck outta here, smh

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

@magswt FOH with this shit 🤒

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@DinoHolbrough Swear on my life

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MARK MY WORDS I’m never staying in a hostel again after this trip

[🤧 @Scarlet4UrMa]

no one:

wii fit in 2008: You are OBESE!

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

Don’t know when or why I decided that desert is a nightly staple in my diet???? Regrets, there’s no going back now

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Ryan air just fucking charged me $90 on my $30 flight for not checking in online..... BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Got the band back together 😎 #AvengersEndgame @RobertDowneyJr @ChrisEvans @chrishemsworth

[Brother Nature @BrotherNature]

We’re here to save the internet

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

lohanthony’s reign over YouTube was golden. we took it for granted.

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

Ok I actually just booked both yolo

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

While in Norway, should I:
1) spend $40 on a floating sauna where u jump off a diving board into the freezing water then warm up inside then repeat for an hour
Or
2) spend $60 on a 1.5 hr water cruise and see a bunch of cool shit

[Big Neechi @NeechSosa]

He did warn him https://t.co/sJDfLQda0N

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@drewtmclenaghan LMFAO I would if I were u

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In the last year I’ve been in a boat accident, a car accident, and now a bus accident. Good thing I got lotsa flight coming up I’m just getting started with this list!!!!!!

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

Also this 8 hour flix bus has no wifi this should be illegal

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

I broke my fucking third luggage bag this trip lmfao wtf why am I so aggressive

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

@magswt Thank GOD

[Emily Gardner @_egards]

Day one of travelling by alone and I’m already annoyed by myself